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Jizzershit 

The act of shitting and masturbating during the same toilet sitting.
My cousin Faris decided to jizzershit my toilet, but forgot to flush.
Jizzershit by jakesteal July 9, 2010
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Jizzershit 

The act of having anal, busting your nut inside, and then the recipient takes a cum covered shit.
My boyfriend nutted in my ass last night, after he left I had the biggest Jizzershit ever.
Jizzershit by DrugDaddy April 22, 2023

jizzshit muffin

A muffin that it looks like a group of guys jizzed on it and then another guy came and took a shit on the jizz mountain.
Can also be used as a compliment
"Yo look at these jizzshit muffins i baked"
"Dam u look like a real jizzshit muffin today <3"
jizzshit muffin by chrissstossss October 7, 2020

jizzshit 

The act of expelling spaff from one's anal passage after engaging in sodomy. Not to be confused with passing a combination of semen and faeces.
"If I don't jizzshit soon, it's gonna run down my legs..."
jizzshit by Keshu May 27, 2005

jizzeritis 

another word for blue ballz... except in this case, instead of the guy not being able to jizz. he can't control his jizz and it goes everywhere.. AND I MEAN EVERYWHERE
if u gotsa jizzeritis, the u can't have me.
jizzeritis by Anonymous October 10, 2003

Jibbershit 

The act of texting random Jibberish while driving in commute traffic, effectively rear ending one car, forcing that car in to two other cars, causing a four car pileup and you end up shitting your pants in the end.
"Jenny caused a four car pile up the other day while jibbershitting."
Jibbershit by JimmyChanga September 16, 2012
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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