jiz 

cum, sperm

i jizzed all over my couch

jiz by nels nels January 14, 2003

jiz 

1)man juice
2)when swallowed by woman, known to decrease chances of breast cancer and getting fat.
3)lubricant when wet
4)alternative for superglue when dry

Suck my cock and drink my jiz bitch

jiz by Diction Ary November 1, 2003

Jiz 

n. A misguided children's show from the mid 80's about a woman who runs a home for runaway trannies and enjoy giving abortions. She does drugs dealt from an electronic organ in her bedroom and becomes the super singer/abortionist Jiz her band is known as the Mammograms. Some episodes can be found on You Tube.

"Me and my friends are Jiz whores. Jiz! Jiz is my name. Trannies and drag queens doing cocaine. Once you're a Jiz whore you're never the same. Come on, come on, come all over my face. Jiz! Jiz is my name. Jiz!!! "

Jiz by Singularity7 March 25, 2010

jiz 

Spunk.

Its basicly a shorter word for semen, god knows why people dont just call it cum.

"I just put my hand in your jiz didnt i."

"Yes you did al"

jiz by Sam November 17, 2003

jiz 

a persons cum (semen)

oh dear i'v got jiz on my face

jiz by Samm h March 26, 2008

jiz 

A Gunky white fluid ,also known as cum , that females for some reason like to indulge in and feast upon, Normaly believed to cure wrinkling when in contact with the face, also believed to increase breast size, and have weightloss abilities

1.'Hey theres that chick, i gave a mouth full of "JIZ"'
2.COSMO; "If you want a larger breast size, eat more "JIZ"
3.We all "JIZ'ed" in her eyes and hair.

jiz by lukeekul May 14, 2006

jiz 

1)Slang for~ The white liquid that secretes when the penis ejaculates.
2)The liquid known to man as sperm.
3)Submarine boys.
4)A.K.A Tuna

Man o man... There's jiz all over that toilet.(lol)

jiz by Darrel January 27, 2003