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bartholomew jinkens simpson jr. III of united kingdom (consisting) of great britain and northern ireland 

Bartholomew jinkens simpson jr. III of united kingdom (consisting) of great britain and northern ireland is bisexual.
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Bajonk-a-jonkers

Female Breasts, fun bags, etc.
Lemme fondle them bajonk-a-jonkers
Bajonk-a-jonkers by Brett G May 31, 2004
Jeans knickers; jeans rolled up to mid-calf, frequently to prevent loose cuffs from being caught in a bicycle chain, or by poseurs who want others to think they're bike messengers.
All those kids lining up to get in the Vampire Weekend concert are wearing jickers, even though they didn't ride bikes here.
jickers by Brock LeBrock August 8, 2009
A phrase often said by Velma from Scooby Doo when she discovers something important.
Jinkees, I've found a clue!
Jinkees by Aaron W. December 3, 2002
Jinkeys is a word to describe shock or amazement, it came from the show Scooby-Doo, in the show Velma would say something like this;
Velma: *finds out something cool or scary or finds a cue or object*
Velma: Jinkeys! Gang I think I found something
Fred: And i think it's trapping time
Jinkeys by Kirito/Asuna January 13, 2020
military punishment: punishment for a serviceman or servicewoman who has committed a military offense
'He was up in front of the OC (Officer Commanding - usually a Company Commander (Major)) and got 7 days jankers"
jankers by BillW April 23, 2006
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026
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