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An adult female of Jewish persuasion or background. Very old-fashioned.
She's the Jewess in Jewess jeans.
-- Gilda Rader, Saturday Night Live
Jewess by octopod June 13, 2004
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Jewesque 

Someone that is not of the Jewish faith but in his mannerisms displays certain Jewish characteristics, or a man who has recently gone under the circumcision knife for reasons other than faith.
"Wow, Craig is looking a lot more Jewish recently"
"Yeah, he just got circumcised"
"Ah, so he's now Jewesque"
Jewesque by Uchiha December 10, 2007
A combination of Jewish and Chinese culture, for example, Chinese restaurants popular with Jewish people.
" ... it used to be the hub of Montreal jewnese food and for good reason, they had the best damn eggroll of anyone ... " chowhound

jewnese by toddsschneider January 17, 2009
An overweight jew, or someone extremely cheap and fat.
That jewbese bastard sure can put away the levanin cakes.
jewbese by insine December 23, 2006

jewtescu 

a jew for jesus, or a christian who attends synagoge
yo jewtescu! you enjoy reading the bible with a yamaka on saturday?

that kid is such a jewtescu. hes a jesus frak but has the biggest freaking nose ever.
jewtescu by Arty D April 11, 2008
The maximum amount of 'jewness' one can attain. More jewey than any other jew.
Jewish times ten.
The most jewish of them all.
I met the jewiest jew the other day, he kept counting his money and when I asked him for a dollar, he gave me the jewiest look I've ever seen in my life.
jewiest by Shantal Nicole December 27, 2007
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026
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