octopod's definitions

rug rat

A kid or ankle-biter. There's a TV show with the same name.

"A baby's gotta do what a baby's gotta do." -- Rug Rats

by Octopod November 5, 2003

jug

Jail or prison; hoosegow, slammer, graybar motel, calaboose, up the river, the big house

You see a mug, lately outta da jug, and he's still lifting platinum fol-de-rol . . .

by Octopod November 9, 2003

perp

perpetrator, one who a police officer suspects of a crime

The perpetrator exited the vehicle and made a furtive gesture as if to seize a weapon, whereupon I blew him away.

by Octopod November 12, 2003

briss

Ritual, ceremonial circumcision. Yiddish pronunciation of "berith" = "covenant."

3 men fainted at the last briss I went to.

by octopod March 4, 2004

Billary

Former Pres. and Mrs. (Sen.) Clinton. A famous marriage of convenience seen as a unit, though Bill's unit may be elswhere

Billary -- they still run the Democrat Party.

by Octopod November 8, 2003

pigfucker

1. Post-pubescent individual who doesn't have access to a llama, but does to a sow.
2. A ninny.

Even if you had a she-goat, you'd still be a pigfucker!

by octopod December 1, 2003

mass quantities

Any amount of food or drink. "Coneheads" expression.

Consume mass quantities of beer, or its back to Remulac with you!

by Octopod November 6, 2003