octopod's definitions

acoustic

Real, not artificial; technologically and stylistically simple, like acoustic vs. electric guitar music.

This hand-made wood furniture is really acoustic.

by octopod November 12, 2003

knock over

To hold up or rob.

In New Orleans, every week someone tries to knock over a Popeye's Chicken store.

by octopod June 21, 2004

Aggie joke

Joke starring allegedly dumb Texas A & M types. Cf. Polish joke, Newfie jokes in Canada (see Newfie left; Portuguese jokes in Brazil.

Lookit that hound lick his balls! Ah wish Ah could do that!
Go ahead! He don't bite!

by octopod December 1, 2003

French looking

Unfriendly description of the appalling John Kerry. See Chiraqistan, nation of weasels.

The French looking one and the Breck girl, two asshole buddies, are traveling around the country looking for dumb shits to vote for them.

by octopod July 11, 2004

Poon Tang

Pussy; poozle; snatch, etc. Not from Tagalog, but from French "putain", meaning "whore."

Honey Babe, I need summa that ole poon tang.

by octopod November 27, 2003

house of ill fame

Whorehouse, brothel, bordello, house of ill reute, cathouse.

Ken Starr thought Clinton turned the White House into a house of ill fame.

by octopod November 19, 2003

Bzzistan

Any Central Asian place where there are deserts, Bactrian camels, fermented mare's milk, and a name ending in "-stan."

Our correspondent, just back from Bzzistan, is here in our studio, having had just enough time to wipe off the camel spit.

by octopod March 6, 2004