A fantastic STD that disappear in the year Fifteen Hundred AD, it is signified by the growth of long curly braids on the sides of ones genitles, along with a nappy beard and in extreme cases, a flat round hat. Also known as "The Jewps", they have made a recent comeback in the small Pittsburgh Suburb of Squirrel Hill.
"Dude... You know shes got the Jewpes! You better watch for the hair in the morning!"
by CenterForJewpesAwareness June 20, 2009
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What a Jewish person eats on a cold winter day.
"Ah! some nice chicken noodle Jewp! My favorite!"
by jksafdjkfds April 6, 2015
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A four wheel all terrain vehicle, run by a person of the Hebrew faith.
Danny: Bloops, and troops, and Jewps
Arin: hehe Jewps
Danny: yeah J-E-W-P-S
Arin: jyooops
Danny: yeah that's a ... uh... that's a four wheel all terrain vehicle
Arin: A jewp?
Danny: uh.... run by a person of the Hebrew faith
Arin: oh, oh I got ya
Danny: Yeah, it's a jewp
Arin: I thought... hehe... oh like a Jeep but a jew -- i got -- oh it took me a long time, I don't know why.
Danny: Yeah, like a Jewp Grand Cherokee.

Source: Kirby's Epic Yarn: I'm a Skeleton?! - Part 15 - Game Grumps
by PeppermintCreams January 23, 2018
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Being tricked by one of those sly jewish people.
Similar to duped but involving jews or heebs as i like to call them.
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JewP is to describe
1)someone who is so insanely white that he is border line invisible. I mean there are other words to describe pale, but this is pale to a new level

2)a kid who is stupid enough to leave his backpack at a table with kids immature enough to fuck with it like duck taping it shut, putting it on the 3rd floor of the building and leaving it out side

3)A way to describe the most stereotypical jew possible who is awkward at social situations and actually tries to embarrass whoever he is with by yelling out the definition to a Nipple Thermometer Card Carrier

JewP(verb) to JewP someone is to an old man when he doesnt want you there at all but you insist on bugging him everyday while making fun of him
1) You need a tan, you are totally JewP
2) Its your own fault, you were JewP enough to leave your bag here
3) The girl pulled a JewP when she got mad wasted and yacked on her boyfriends dick while giving head
Verb- Little kids often JewP my dad
by Chris Thelin December 8, 2006
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