Jewess 

An adult female of Jewish persuasion or background. Very old-fashioned.

She's the Jewess in Jewess jeans.
-- Gilda Rader, Saturday Night Live

Jewess by octopod June 13, 2004

The Seductive Jewess 

An anti-Semitic blog obsessed with a fetish for big breasted Jewish women, calling them “tribal bio-weapons.”

Truly, big breasted Jewish women are tribal bioweapons if imagination of them can seduce an anti-Semite to spend countless hours researching and categorizing their naked bodies into The Seductive Jewess blog at seductivejewess7 dot com

The Seductive Jewess by Bad C dev October 31, 2022

run the jewels 

To rob someone.

Also a dope hip-hop group.

"Yo dawg, I'm about to run the jewels on this broad walking by"
"Nah son, you don't want to do that, you'll get locked up for years"

"The new album by Run the Jewels is amazing. Killer Mike and El-P at it again."

run the jewels by lastblockbuster November 2, 2014

Jenessa 

An extrmely kind hearted person you can always trust to help you through your hard times. She may not have an interest in you romantically, but she loves you like family either way. She is probably the most kind person you will ever meet in your entire life, and cannot br replaced or forgotten. She is God's angel sent to bless this Earth. She is also very beautiful, however very quiet. She also will not accept favours for helping you out and insists on you not returning favours.

Jenessa is so beautiful, she is also so thoughtful and caring. I wish I could date her, she is an amazing person!

Jenessa by ColdplayFan72617 March 3, 2018

Family Jewels

Family Jewels is slang for a man's penis and testicles, which are important for having a family and also for sex. The sperm is stored in the testicles! Also, getting kicked in the family jewels hurts a lot!

Bully: Eat dirt!

Bobby: That's my purse! I don't know you! *kicks Bully in the Family Jewels.
Bully: Ahhhh!*Collapses to the floor.

Family Jewels by HawaiianPunch1 April 13, 2023

Jenesse 

Opinionated, Clever, Crazy and not in a bad way, just a tad bit violent, very intelligent, funny, and fun to be with, just an all around amazing girl. who likes to play Tetris and can be an evil mastermind, and very talented. Most Jenesse's tend to be beautiful, but this is one is very complex. just everything is complex, the structure of the eyes, and the structure of the most beautiful smile your eyes can meet. the awesome sound of her laugh. Funny, kind, caring, all around awesome.

Man , that girl is so Jenesse!

I met this girl and she was like so jenesse.

They say the internet can be forever, i say it can be jenesse.

Jenesse by Elegantpoet August 16, 2011

johnson family jewels 

the sack of stones attached to a johnson, the balls on a dick

"ouch, that soccer guy just took one in the johnson family jewels."

--also, every episode of america's funniest videos includes at least one guy getting whacked in the johnson family jewels by a kid with a baseball bat, golf club, a kid swinging at a pinata, or some other predictable manner

johnson family jewels by spiderbesideher September 26, 2009