Jewles 

Jewles is a new measurement of energy created in Germany which results in the amount of energy approximately needed to convert 1 standard Jewish person to ash. Not to be mistaken with Joules or Calories

"Jewles is the energy required to successfully convert a Jew into a pile of ash given that his pockets have been emptied from excess change before introduced to the....'shower'.."- Unkown Nazi Scientist, Treblinka, 1943

Hans: "Claus, would you kindly tell me how many 'jewles' where used in ze 'final solution'? " *wink wink*

Claus: "Wasn't it around 6 Megajewles?"
Hans: "Ja! but ze correct answer was 'Not Enough' !!"
Claus: "Ach Du Lieber Gott, Hans, I regret not leaving you for dead in Stalingrad..."

Jewles by Lord Ravenhawk June 4, 2018

run the jewels 

To rob someone.

Also a dope hip-hop group.

"Yo dawg, I'm about to run the jewels on this broad walking by"
"Nah son, you don't want to do that, you'll get locked up for years"

"The new album by Run the Jewels is amazing. Killer Mike and El-P at it again."

run the jewels by lastblockbuster November 2, 2014

Family Jewels

Family Jewels is slang for a man's penis and testicles, which are important for having a family and also for sex. The sperm is stored in the testicles! Also, getting kicked in the family jewels hurts a lot!

Bully: Eat dirt!

Bobby: That's my purse! I don't know you! *kicks Bully in the Family Jewels.
Bully: Ahhhh!*Collapses to the floor.

Family Jewels by HawaiianPunch1 April 13, 2023

johnson family jewels 

the sack of stones attached to a johnson, the balls on a dick

"ouch, that soccer guy just took one in the johnson family jewels."

--also, every episode of america's funniest videos includes at least one guy getting whacked in the johnson family jewels by a kid with a baseball bat, golf club, a kid swinging at a pinata, or some other predictable manner

johnson family jewels by spiderbesideher September 26, 2009

drop jewels 

to teach or educate someone

Midas dropped some jewels on me on how to treat my girl.

drop jewels by Jolene February 14, 2005

Jealesbian 

A lesbian who is jealous of a girl for hooking up with another girl that she is into.

Jackie needs to stop being such a jealesbian! She had her chance!

Jealesbian by DiamondgirlJ March 21, 2010

run them jewels 

An expression used when robbing someone to denote the desire that he or she relinquish the jewelry that he or she posses.

Run them jewels nigga! Give me them watches, them rings, and bitch...Give me that motherfuckin' necklace!

run them jewels by brian fury May 20, 2005