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When someone expresses an abnormal amount of Jew-ness; is very stingy.

Originated at Moorpark High School
Me: Have you seen that kid Gavin?

Other: Yeah, he refused to give up a penny he found on the ground.

Me: Wow, he's probably one of the Jewciest out there.
Jewciest by TheOneAsian November 26, 2017
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jewester 

Oh my he a a jewester
jewester by Big sped slave December 25, 2020

Jewistic 

Someone who displays Jewish attributes without being Jewish.
That atheist is acting a bit Jewistic.
Jewistic by JewishApple26 March 15, 2023
1) a person who is discrimatory against people of Jewish descent or religion. 2) A person against jews
When wacthing the capital one commericial, John shouted out "they must be talking about Jews!". Em remarked with, "why do you have to be such a jewist?".
jewist by flying cow June 6, 2007
A slection of items is stingy or cheap in one place. Not one cheap stingy Jewish but a whole bunch at once.
The weapon selection in this video game is a Jewfest!
Jewfest by Zombie HD55 March 5, 2019
Someone who is the extremely tight with their money and somewhat the most tight in competition with their friends or peers.
“Stop being so Jewish” Bob said to Kelv. Bob goes on to say… “you’re the jewist person I’ve met”
Jewist by CMack313 February 6, 2025
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