by IWillBeYour419 April 07, 2004
The city Toronto wishes it was. A place where strangely good looking people, hockey, beer and just having fun are the order of the day. Only city where smoking a joint on the street isn't frowned upon, it's encouraged. Referred to as the canadian Europe. Home to bands such as the Arcade Fire, Malajube, Mobile, Sam Roberts band, The Stills, and many more.Truly, the greatest city in the world, Montreal exudes awesomeness.
OH. AND MONTREAL BAGELS ARE THE BEST. no word of a lie, they bring all other bagels to shame.
OH. AND MONTREAL BAGELS ARE THE BEST. no word of a lie, they bring all other bagels to shame.
Torontonian living in Montreal: Dude. My mom sent me a care package! Look, there's bagels, a hockey jersey and wow! A justin Bieber cd! Toronto is way better than montreal.
Montrealer: 1) That isn't a bagel, it's an unsweetened doughnut with sesame seeds on top. 2) Hockey is a relative term. The toronto maple laughs play ice-dance. 3)JUSTIN BIEBER? Dude, i just lost all respect for you.
Montrealer: 1) That isn't a bagel, it's an unsweetened doughnut with sesame seeds on top. 2) Hockey is a relative term. The toronto maple laughs play ice-dance. 3)JUSTIN BIEBER? Dude, i just lost all respect for you.
by Montrealer1994 May 21, 2011
Correction: A French Canadian City with the best drivers in the world... You bitches just can't handle our mad skillz.
by CanadianSpyInAmerica June 17, 2008
A realy nice and diverse city in Quebec, Canadda. It's full of cool stuff to see and the City Bus is almost free because you can just put as much money as you want as long as it makes noise.
**while entering a Montreal City Bus**
"caching ching ching ching ching ching"
Guy 1: hehehe...
Guy 2: yo how much did you put?
Guy 1: uhmmm like 60 cents
"caching ching ching ching ching ching"
Guy 1: hehehe...
Guy 2: yo how much did you put?
Guy 1: uhmmm like 60 cents
by BobSpeed September 16, 2005
Canadian city located in the province of Quebec. Is seen by many as a party city, although it becomes quite boring and difficult for the citizen actually living in it due to its unbelievably horrid winters and government that doesn't give a shit.
Montreal is well known for having atrociously maintained streets with more potholes than many third world countries.
It is also famous for having terribly constructed bridges that fall apart when driven on.
All Montreal is really good at, is displaying to the outside world that everything is ok.
Montreal is well known for having atrociously maintained streets with more potholes than many third world countries.
It is also famous for having terribly constructed bridges that fall apart when driven on.
All Montreal is really good at, is displaying to the outside world that everything is ok.
"Hey man, the streets of Montreal are worse than downtown Bagdad!"
"Montreal doesn't have potholes, it has craters."
"Montreal doesn't have potholes, it has craters."
by PissedOffMontrealer December 22, 2008
THE GREATEST CITY IN CANADA!
1. known for its ganja
2. known for its crazy night life
3. drinking age is 18
4. known for it's crazy drivers!
5. known for being VERY multicultural
6. known for LaRonde (famous amusement park that used to be expos '67)
7. known for having failing soccer, baseball, football teams
8. known for the MONTREAL CANADIENS!!!!
1. known for its ganja
2. known for its crazy night life
3. drinking age is 18
4. known for it's crazy drivers!
5. known for being VERY multicultural
6. known for LaRonde (famous amusement park that used to be expos '67)
7. known for having failing soccer, baseball, football teams
8. known for the MONTREAL CANADIENS!!!!
1. yo dude, lets hit up MTL and smoke a huge ass blunt from there
2. Did you see Cristina? She got plastered in Montreal at the old port this weekend
3. DUDE, WHY WAIT TILL 21 TO DRINK WHEN WE CAN DRIVE UP TO MONTREAL?!
4. "CORLIS DE TABARNAK, I WAS DOING 50 IN A 30 ZONE AND GOT A TICKET!"
5. Did you hear someone died at LaRonde on the Goliath?! Only in Montreal...
6. Wow I didn't know we have a football and soccer team in Montreal?! what ever happend to the expos?!
7. I SAW CAREY PRICE DRUNK DOWNTOWN IN MONTREAL!
2. Did you see Cristina? She got plastered in Montreal at the old port this weekend
3. DUDE, WHY WAIT TILL 21 TO DRINK WHEN WE CAN DRIVE UP TO MONTREAL?!
4. "CORLIS DE TABARNAK, I WAS DOING 50 IN A 30 ZONE AND GOT A TICKET!"
5. Did you hear someone died at LaRonde on the Goliath?! Only in Montreal...
6. Wow I didn't know we have a football and soccer team in Montreal?! what ever happend to the expos?!
7. I SAW CAREY PRICE DRUNK DOWNTOWN IN MONTREAL!
by just.made September 05, 2009
place. Rustic, sheltered port on the St. Lawrence river in Canada. It has retained its French language as well as its ancient stone docks, fortifications and cultural imperatives. The residents, a contented lot basking in the largesse of Canada's complex balance of payments policy, enjoy biking, kayaking and re-living the glory days of Les Canadiens, a formerly great hockey team. Granite quarries still provide most of the employment in the city which is largely free of gangsterism and civic corruption. An interpretive centre, dedicated to the forced evacuation of the Huron, is soon to open near the remnants of the 1967 World's Fair which briefly put Montreal in the limelight.
by gnostic3 January 01, 2015