Jerkonian 

Today's version of Draconian. Creating processes, particularly at work, that are excessively harsh or severe. You know, something a jerk would do.

Our new head of marketing relaxed many of the Jerkonian rules his predecessor had in place relating to how much time we spend on parts of the business.

Jerkonian by sprtagt April 8, 2021

jetsonian 

Relating to a time in the future, similar to that on the classic television show The Jetsons.

We are only a few years worth of R&D away from a fully working jetsonian car.

jetsonian by jetsonian March 31, 2003

Jewtonian 

A word(derived from Sir Isaac Newton, father of classical physics) used to describe most of 20th century physics, at least the relativistic and quantum mechanical part. The foundations are largely the result of the work and imagination
of a series of brilliant scientists of Jewish decent.

The Manhattan project was the triumph and tragedy of Jewtonian physics.

Jewtonian by Olfart October 17, 2009

Jerkian 

A Jerkian is a race, a race of Jerks, A Jerkian is a male who come from the Jerk tribe, who act like a A** hole, who think they are a G, player, or slick, Who has no respect, and who mind is based on playing games and making people want to smack them. A Jerkian who's is really annoying is considered a Native Jerkian. Jerkians are sometimes stubborn just to piss you off. Jerkians religion is never to be in a relationship, just have sex and to not care about, or take any girl seriously. Jerkians only take girls that will Sh** on then seriously. Jerkians com in all shapes colors and sizes, crippled to physically fit. Never take a Jerkian seriously.

My friend is a Native Jerkian. He comes from the Native jerkian tribe.

My sisters so called boyfriend is half Jerkian, and half another race.

I am racist against Jerkians.

Jerkian by Desire Tiffany March 12, 2010

Jerkolantern 

A pumpkin carved to look like Falem

Man last Halloween I carved me the best Jerkolantern your sklagj has ever seen, it was so good one of Falem’s kids spoke to it for like half an hour.

Jerkolantern by sklagj November 1, 2018

Jerkadian Rhythm

Describes the frequency and periodicity at which one masturbates.

Bro #1: "How often do you jerk off, bro? I gotta bust a nut every morning to wake up right."

Bro #2: "Not me bro, my jerkadian rhythm is phase shifted for evenings."

Jerkadian Rhythm by thelonius_dunk October 11, 2023

jackonian 

To say to much and make ones self look like a fucking twat.

I’ve shared too much, I feel jackonian.

jackonian by EKMOFO June 6, 2024