13 definitions by sprtagt
Today's version of Draconian. Creating processes, particularly at work, that are excessively harsh or severe. You know, something a jerk would do.
Our new head of marketing relaxed many of the Jerkonian rules his predecessor had in place relating to how much time we spend on parts of the business.
by sprtagt April 8, 2021
Rebuilding an existing technology to perform better in the Cloud. Typically, this includes making the technology 'elastic' so that users pay only for what they use--like electricity.
Postgres Plus Cloud Database uses the open source PostgreSQL database, but it's been cloudified to allow for auto-scaling, easy set up and automated DBA tasks.
by sprtagt January 12, 2012
The one person in the family who is either unusually successful, good looking or smart when compared to the rest of the family.
Jim: Wow, Brenda is gorgeous and just made partner at the firm.
Dave: Yeah, and it's a miracle too, if you saw the rest of her family. She's her family's anchor!
Dave: Yeah, and it's a miracle too, if you saw the rest of her family. She's her family's anchor!
by sprtagt May 10, 2011
jobbyest, n; jobbies, pl
(1) combination of hobby and job
(2) the requirements and responsibilities of a job, but the pay of a hobby
(3) typically, the jobbyest believes they have a job, but reasonable people may disagree
(1) combination of hobby and job
(2) the requirements and responsibilities of a job, but the pay of a hobby
(3) typically, the jobbyest believes they have a job, but reasonable people may disagree
Jobby examples include: PTA president, golf course marshal, churchwarden, most activities engaged in by stay-at-home parents
by sprtagt September 9, 2010
jobbyist, n; jobbies, plural
(1) combination of hobby and job.
(2) requirements and responsibilities of a jobby are similar to a job, but the pay is similar to that of a hobby.
(3) typically, the person working at the jobby would consider it a 'job', but reasonable people may disagree.
(1) combination of hobby and job.
(2) requirements and responsibilities of a jobby are similar to a job, but the pay is similar to that of a hobby.
(3) typically, the person working at the jobby would consider it a 'job', but reasonable people may disagree.
Jobby examples: PTA President, golf course marshal, churchwarden, many activities performed by stay-at-home parents
by sprtagt September 9, 2010
Two people teaming up that are douche bags on their own, but together, they're super douche bags--the Dynamic Doucho!
Ted and Sally suck to work with on their own, but when they're paired on a project, they're the Dynamic Doucho!
by sprtagt August 22, 2011
A romantic 'dead-end'. The place you end up after courting someone you're romantically interested in, and she/he has informed you that 'you're just friends'.
Dude, I told Sally I wanted our relationship to move to the next level, and she told me that she'd really love it if we could just be 'really good friends'. Man, that freakin' sucks....I've reached a friend-end.
by sprtagt October 18, 2011