thelonius_dunk's definitions

Jerkadian Rhythm

Describes the frequency and periodicity at which one masturbates.

Bro #1: "How often do you jerk off, bro? I gotta bust a nut every morning to wake up right."

Bro #2: "Not me bro, my jerkadian rhythm is phase shifted for evenings."

by thelonius_dunk October 11, 2023