jackonian

To say to much and make ones self look like a fucking twat.

I’ve shared too much, I feel jackonian.

by EKMOFO June 6, 2024

MICHAEL JACKSONING

Using social media and reliable internet sources to find out the TRUTH about Michael Jackson, whilst ignoring tabloid fiction.

I’ve been using my laptop, Michael Jacksoning for hours!

by Avalonian October 24, 2012

Michael Jacksoning

Using your god-given talent to make the world a better place.

I'm going to ask others use their Michael Jacksoningpowers to Heal the World.

by PY Love and Peace October 24, 2012

Michael Jacksoning

Totally losing track of time at the sight, sound or movement of Michael Jackson....suffering many burnt meals, being late all the time, sitting in agony being bitten by mosquitoes but unable to move from your TV/computer or put your phone down!
"Sorry honey, dinner is a bit uhmmm toasty, I've been Michael Jacksoning all day!"

Warning: Michael Jacksoning is intensely enjoyable and may interfere with your normal activities.

It can drive you to distraction--and you'll love it.

by Moon Child November 1, 2012

MICHAEL JACKSONING

Getting your swag on – so all the guys want to be like you and all the girls fall at your feet.

I just saw a real cool guy Michael Jacksoning.

by TooLittleTooLate October 24, 2012

Michael Jacksoning

Having the time and money to do whatever one wants to do, and spends both helping poor and sick children around the world, and promoting peace."

"My friend just won the Lottery. He quit his job and went Michael Jacksoning."

by Benjamin63 October 24, 2012

jackomaniac

Somebody who is obsessed with jacking off on somebody.

Todd: I've been fucking pussy and ass everyday for the past month! I just can't get enough of it!

Dean: That's unhealthy. What are you, a jackomaniac?

by dabmaster101 May 28, 2016