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jackonian 

To say to much and make ones self look like a fucking twat.
I’ve shared too much, I feel jackonian.
jackonian by EKMOFO June 6, 2024
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MICHAEL JACKSONING 

Using social media and reliable internet sources to find out the TRUTH about Michael Jackson, whilst ignoring tabloid fiction.
I’ve been using my laptop, Michael Jacksoning for hours!
MICHAEL JACKSONING by Avalonian October 24, 2012

Michael Jacksoning 

Using your god-given talent to make the world a better place.
I'm going to ask others use their Michael Jacksoningpowers to Heal the World.

Michael Jacksoning 

Totally losing track of time at the sight, sound or movement of Michael Jackson....suffering many burnt meals, being late all the time, sitting in agony being bitten by mosquitoes but unable to move from your TV/computer or put your phone down!
"Sorry honey, dinner is a bit uhmmm toasty, I've been Michael Jacksoning all day!"
Warning: Michael Jacksoning is intensely enjoyable and may interfere with your normal activities.

It can drive you to distraction--and you'll love it.
Michael Jacksoning by Moon Child November 1, 2012

MICHAEL JACKSONING 

Getting your swag on – so all the guys want to be like you and all the girls fall at your feet.
I just saw a real cool guy Michael Jacksoning.

Michael Jacksoning 

Having the time and money to do whatever one wants to do, and spends both helping poor and sick children around the world, and promoting peace."
"My friend just won the Lottery. He quit his job and went Michael Jacksoning."
Michael Jacksoning by Benjamin63 October 24, 2012

jackomaniac 

Somebody who is obsessed with jacking off on somebody.
Todd: I've been fucking pussy and ass everyday for the past month! I just can't get enough of it!

Dean: That's unhealthy. What are you, a jackomaniac?
jackomaniac by dabmaster101 May 28, 2016
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
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