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Jethronian
Jeth*ro*ni*an
noun 1. A member of a Jethronian Sect.
adj. 2. Of, relating to, or being of various professional lifestyles, whose members seek to be filled with PBR, and reconnect with nature.
A group of friends that stay at a cabin, ride 4-wheelers, DRINK LOTS OF PBR, canoe, dabble in pyromania in Jethro, Arkansas, hence Jethronians.
noun 1. A member of a Jethronian Sect.
adj. 2. Of, relating to, or being of various professional lifestyles, whose members seek to be filled with PBR, and reconnect with nature.
A group of friends that stay at a cabin, ride 4-wheelers, DRINK LOTS OF PBR, canoe, dabble in pyromania in Jethro, Arkansas, hence Jethronians.
I am disappearing into the great outdoors with the Jethronians...if I am not back in a week, don't come looking for me.
Jethronian by Fellow Jethronian June 6, 2011
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in the now old-fashioned style of the future as envisioned in the 1950's and 1960's, when it was assumed that all problems would be conquered by science by now, that we would live to 125, travel in personal spaceships, have robotic servants, and that Mom would prepare dinner in pill form with the touch of a finger in her space kitchen.
Justonian
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Jesonia
Jesonia, a unique name made for a unique person born out of love. Jesonia is the kindest and most loving of people you can ever encounter in your life. Jesonia is full of energy, joy and kindness. The best friend, sister and daughter anyone can ask for. A hard-working person, she will always say yes and try her best to help you with anything you ask. She does not judge and is always ready to start a party. Her imitation of accents may not be the best, but she is unintentionally funny with her dry humour and puns that always puts a smile on your face.
Ask Sonia! Call Jes! JJ did it!
Jesonia is a noun, you could use it as an adjective depending on the situation.
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