Jerkolantern

A pumpkin carved to look like Falem

Man last Halloween I carved me the best Jerkolantern your sklagj has ever seen, it was so good one of Falem’s kids spoke to it for like half an hour.

by sklagj November 1, 2018

jerkolater

The act of receiving a ferocious handjob preferably with lotion while taping the end of the penis shut with duct tape (must be secured very tightly) until ejaculation has been reached. Pause for 1 minute and watch as the goo oozes out.

While moving some boxes, Kelly decided to give me a jerkolater with grape jelly and and some packing tape.

by Raw_dogging_and_bailing July 12, 2006

ass jackolantern

A general insult. Normally used when some one does something that really ticks you off. Although some people use it for no aperant reason.

What the fuck was that ass jackolantern thinking when he pulled in front of me?

by Ryan "FordLord" McKay December 25, 2008

jackolantern

When a pumpkin hits something hard

He wasnt a normal pumpkin hes a jackolantern

by Jackolanter expert May 11, 2018

Jackolantern

Masturbating using a Jack-o-lantern

Person 1: What did you do this Halloween?
Person 2: Just Jackolantern inside my room

by Pinksizzlejingleberry June 2, 2019