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Displaying a particularly muscular physique, similar to that of Hugh Jackman; Possessing the extremities of both muscle mass and definition.
Tim: Dude! Arnold Schwarzenegger was totally jacked!

Spencer: No he's more than jacked. He's carved.
carved by MidEastBeastL337 June 3, 2010
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A girl that has been fucked/screwed/sex'ed so much that her vagina has practically been "carved" out by men's penises; such as a caveman carving out a cave.
That girl was passed around so much last night, she got CARVED.

CARVE THAT BITCH, CARVE THAT BITCH!
Carved by The Carver. December 9, 2008
moderately rotten. not as bad as chiseled.
That singing performance was pretty carved.
carved by gabs007 May 19, 2006

Carved out of wood 

Tough, Physically and mentally Strong,
Kids today are damn snowflakes but back in the day we were carved out of wood.
Carved out of wood by mcbny March 8, 2017

Carved out of wood 

It means you're freaking ripped. Wood = hard = carved = chisled = ripped. Common sense for the win! However; if you are carved out of wood, be prepared to immolate easily.
To be carved out of wood, one must lift weights, and do pushups regularly. Definately not for the lazy/impatient.
Carved out of wood by Not Zane September 9, 2004

carved tomato 

ew i hate girls with a carved tomato
carved tomato by poopoostankstank February 18, 2021
When a player moves quickly past an opponent during a game of skill.
Todd: Johnny carved up Sebastian the other day.
Ben: Johnny has game bra!
carved up by SsTtUu April 28, 2011
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