Skip to main content

Jerkunion 

This is the Main base of Yaaph, kind of like those bases in the desert. He leads his own union called the "Jerkunion". This is the main place where Yaaph teaches and trains his students Jerkmate techniques. Examples of these are "The Stroke Method", "2 Hands, 2 Legs", "Immense Jerk", and many more. He also has ranks for his students, these are know as the "Unranked", "Bronze Beater", "Silver Stroker", "Golden Gooner", and more.

To get into Jerkunion, you must do these 3 steps.

1. Practice till you've reached the rank of Stroked. To get this, you must coom for 1000 times.
2. Sell all you're belongings and buy Lotion and Tissue (if you don't have these items unlocked, if you do you already pass the 2nd step.)
3. Find the best creators to help you in stroking, these will be your main images/videos/gifs that you will be stroking too. Try to imprint them in your mind so you can stroke easily.

If you don't have a maximum 32 strokes per second then you will not be accepted into the Jerkunion. If you do, Yaaph will greet you at the main entrance and see how good you are. If you are bad, you will only be put into Bronze Beater but if you're good you maybe be put into Silver Stroker+
Yaaph : Dang, I had to teach all of my 2043 Trainee's the LORE of Jerkunion. Surprisingly, they all got the hang of it.
Jerkunion by wSock February 18, 2025
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.

Jerkonian 

Today's version of Draconian. Creating processes, particularly at work, that are excessively harsh or severe. You know, something a jerk would do.
Our new head of marketing relaxed many of the Jerkonian rules his predecessor had in place relating to how much time we spend on parts of the business.
Jerkonian by sprtagt April 8, 2021

Jerkevion 

Jerkevion is cool af funny af, athletic he is very sexy outgoing he’s the most faithful guy on the planet.
Jerkevion’s the life of the party !
Jerkevion by Curl35 November 22, 2021

jerkevion 

Jerkevion is a very well know person, everyone loves him. He’s very smart and talented. He loves very hard. If you ever get a chance to meet a jerkevion… keep him. He’s a great person.
Guy: “ aye jerkevion cool as hell”.
Girl: “ I love jerkevion, he always makes me laugh”
jerkevion by Jerkevion November 22, 2021
More from Urban Dictionary

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
Load more