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Jerkunion 

This is the Main base of Yaaph, kind of like those bases in the desert. He leads his own union called the "Jerkunion". This is the main place where Yaaph teaches and trains his students Jerkmate techniques. Examples of these are "The Stroke Method", "2 Hands, 2 Legs", "Immense Jerk", and many more. He also has ranks for his students, these are know as the "Unranked", "Bronze Beater", "Silver Stroker", "Golden Gooner", and more.

To get into Jerkunion, you must do these 3 steps.

1. Practice till you've reached the rank of Stroked. To get this, you must coom for 1000 times.
2. Sell all you're belongings and buy Lotion and Tissue (if you don't have these items unlocked, if you do you already pass the 2nd step.)
3. Find the best creators to help you in stroking, these will be your main images/videos/gifs that you will be stroking too. Try to imprint them in your mind so you can stroke easily.

If you don't have a maximum 32 strokes per second then you will not be accepted into the Jerkunion. If you do, Yaaph will greet you at the main entrance and see how good you are. If you are bad, you will only be put into Bronze Beater but if you're good you maybe be put into Silver Stroker+
Yaaph : Dang, I had to teach all of my 2043 Trainee's the LORE of Jerkunion. Surprisingly, they all got the hang of it.
Jerkunion by wSock February 18, 2025
Words you can keep

Jerkonian 

Today's version of Draconian. Creating processes, particularly at work, that are excessively harsh or severe. You know, something a jerk would do.
Our new head of marketing relaxed many of the Jerkonian rules his predecessor had in place relating to how much time we spend on parts of the business.
Jerkonian by sprtagt April 8, 2021

Jerkevion 

Jerkevion is cool af funny af, athletic he is very sexy outgoing he’s the most faithful guy on the planet.
Jerkevion’s the life of the party !
Jerkevion by Curl35 November 22, 2021

jerkevion 

Jerkevion is a very well know person, everyone loves him. He’s very smart and talented. He loves very hard. If you ever get a chance to meet a jerkevion… keep him. He’s a great person.
Guy: “ aye jerkevion cool as hell”.
Girl: “ I love jerkevion, he always makes me laugh”
jerkevion by Jerkevion November 22, 2021
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green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

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Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
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