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Jerkian

A Jerkian is a race, a race of Jerks, A Jerkian is a male who come from the Jerk tribe, who act like a A** hole, who think they are a G, player, or slick, Who has no respect, and who mind is based on playing games and making people want to smack them. A Jerkian who's is really annoying is considered a Native Jerkian. Jerkians are sometimes stubborn just to piss you off. Jerkians religion is never to be in a relationship, just have sex and to not care about, or take any girl seriously. Jerkians only take girls that will Sh** on then seriously. Jerkians com in all shapes colors and sizes, crippled to physically fit. Never take a Jerkian seriously.
My friend is a Native Jerkian. He comes from the Native jerkian tribe.

My sisters so called boyfriend is half Jerkian, and half another race.

I am racist against Jerkians.
by Desire Tiffany March 12, 2010
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Jerkin' the Ween

A term used for when a female bigfoot rips your clothes off and forces you to have sex.
As soon as she got my pants off me, she started jerkin' the ween, y'know?
by Swimsical June 17, 2019
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jerking off a blind guy

The phrase from the YouTuber and Twitch streamer Teo, no one's exactly sure what it means, but it's used to make a strange situation even stranger.
What the hell is going on, I feel like I'm jerking off a blind guy over here!
by Sigma5213 July 26, 2017
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jerking shorts

worn commando which are easily pushed down to the floor for ideal dick access when porn opportunity arises

popular item of clothing in middle school and high school as powerul elastic waste band secures boner against chest in jerk stop emergency. For best results boner should cover at least two inches above belly button
the instant the front door closed behind his mom he had his jerking shorts completely on the carpet crumpled around his feet, sitting at the computer, porn playing, jerking his lubed dick, eager to ntt over head onto the floor behind him setting a new jizz range score

boners that strongly point forward while standing need a belt instead of jerking shorts
by margrette sees January 24, 2013
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jerkin my gerkin

To masturbate or pleasure oneself. Particularly in a sneaky or humorous way. Mainly applied to males.
I was jerkin my gerkin before the boss walked into my office.
by CountGrishnak June 28, 2008
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Pushing Dots & Jerkin' Chicken

The act of managing a group of high tech workers for the express purpose of finding cause to fire them so the department can be "off-shored" to India.
Favorite tactics include destroying loyal employees reputations while building moral events around activities that divide the group.
Willis is trying to make sure she or her new hubby don't get fired by pushing dots and jerkin' chicken so that everyone else gets fired.
by Stan West September 10, 2004
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Jerkin's Lotion

Street name for Jergen's Lotion, famous for it's cock lubing masterbational qualities.
PETER: Hey, Bobby, how's it goin'?

BOBBY: Great, but I was just getting ready to leave to go shopping.

PETER: Oh man, I HATE shopping!

BOBBY: Oh, come on, I won't take that long; I'm just getting the basics -- milk, cereal, beer and Jerkin's Lotion.
by Bobby Brady July 3, 2006
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