Horsetwat

Horse smellin Twat, musty horse smellin vagina and instead of horse trot it becomes horsetwat.

Ugg i smell like horsetwat after going hiking.

by Nikkidew January 29, 2020

horseboat

A canoe built around your horse you can go from riding to water travel without slowing down.

The use of horseboats in combat will revolutionize naval warfare.

by horseboat2 March 13, 2009

horsewank

A word to describe something or someone that is absolutely terrible or pathetic.

Also describing something someone’s made or created that looks nothing like what it’s supposed to look like.

Also describes something someone’s done that looks like it’s been done by a complete mongotoid.

Laughing uncontrollably for a good half hour before I composed myself and said to my mate “dude, that is absolute horsewank!! It looks fuck all like a shepherd’s pie”

by Iwannariot November 11, 2019

horsefeathers

A term used in place of swear words, but with the same emphasis. Rooted at meaning "impossible," as horses obviously lack feathers.

Bush has resigned from his presidency? Horsefeathers!

by G. Thomas May 21, 2008

Horsemeat Sandwich

An extreme variation of roast beef or meat curtains; a horsemeat sandwich is often characterized by distinctive public hair. Excessive length of the labia renders shaving the area difficult or downright impossible. The horsemeat appearance stems from an anomalous protrusion of the inner lips from the labia majora. It's gross.

I heard Katey's rockin' a horsemeat sandwich; whatever you do, don't go down on her.

by Bill Sampson, Esq. April 23, 2008

horsemeat

Third party, subcontracted content that is topped and tailed, hopefully well enough to disguise the fact that it's cheap and distasteful to the end consumer.

Usually in email format.

"Should we write a proper reply?"

"Nah, just forward on the response from that Chinese firm we got"

"But its full of horsemeat!"

"He'll only forward it on himself, he'll never notice.

by Strauss & Hausnummer February 21, 2013

horsewallop

a word used in place of "horse shit" when you realize halfway through saying it that you are in the presence of virgin ears.

That's a load of horse-... *sees children nearby* ...wallop! Horsewallop!

by NoMSG September 29, 2010