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felix da housecat 

a house music dj also known as Thee Maddkatt Courtship, Aphrohead and Sharkimaxx. His real name is Felix Stallings, Jr.
"felix da housecat is da shit"
felix da housecat by figsomatic April 3, 2009

Housecation 

Spending your accumulated work vacation days to tackle remodeling projects on your house.
John is in the midst of a basement remodel, so he spent the first two weeks of August on a housecation.
Housecation by SeattleDad July 31, 2009

horsewater 

when dogwater and ricewater isnt even enough to describe how trash you are at a game
ur horsewater at this game dude cba
horsewater by thebigsholngguyPP February 25, 2021

ass like a housecat 

a woman with a small backside....so small in fact that at first glance it may seem almost housecattish upon first inspection
Rob:"man that girl has a tiny behind!!"
Brad:"hell yea that bitch has an ass like a housecat!!"

housecat 

A prototypically feminine girl. This phrase also connotates derpyness, airheadedness, ditzyness, etc.
housecats are usually, but not always, attractive looking. most girls within the age range of 14-35 are housecats.

the phrase originated as joke between some friends playing skyrim. Lydia was appointed as the dragonborn's "personal housecarl", and they changed it to "personal housecat". the phrase was originally used to exclusively refer to Lydia, but the scope of the phrase has broadened considerably over time. eventually it was used to describe fallout: new vegas's Veronica as well, and then female NPCs from bethesda games in general, then all derpy girls, until the phrase's definition was so broad that it can be used almost (but not quite) interchangeably with "chick".

The phrase IS NOT used to describe older women, young girls, or SJWs
SJW girls are ALWAYS referred to as "loudcats"
older women are oldcats, and young girls are housekittens.
The group of housecats were eating lunch in the high school cafeteria while gossiping and giggling.

My new boss is a housecat.

I saw the cutest housecat at the grocery store.
housecat by bunnykilla June 10, 2018

housecatiality 

When a human being has an un-natural attraction to a house cat.
"He LOVES his cats. He probably practices housecatiality.
housecatiality by Mizz! March 30, 2009
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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