Well.......to almost everyone of the worlds population believe adidas to be the brand name for the 3 stripped sports attire and footwear, but unfortunately all those fuckers are stoopid eediot’s and complete mongotoids!!
The true definition, but it has been abbreviated to ‘adidas’ to be easier to use in conversation is............’another dudette I devirginised analy Saturday’
Hopefully to most people out there it’s self explanatory!!
The true definition, but it has been abbreviated to ‘adidas’ to be easier to use in conversation is............’another dudette I devirginised analy Saturday’
Hopefully to most people out there it’s self explanatory!!
“Dude, who’s that sexy assed cute punk chick you’ve just been chatting with” dude asked as he pulled the door open for Svens adult book shop.
Cheekily smiling I replied “well.....last weekend when your bird had you decorating because your a soft submissive twat!! My weekends fun turned out to be just ‘adidas’ dude!! “
“ you absolute lucky fucker dude” dude acknowledged with surprise “and she’s a little stunner!”
Cheekily smiling I replied “well.....last weekend when your bird had you decorating because your a soft submissive twat!! My weekends fun turned out to be just ‘adidas’ dude!! “
“ you absolute lucky fucker dude” dude acknowledged with surprise “and she’s a little stunner!”
by Iwannariot April 11, 2020
It’s a mongotoid, (look up definition) that snots on, coughs on and licks everything he comes into contact with, the fucking stoopid Coronavirus filled carrier bag!!
Mongotoid with fucking Covid 19 creating a coronatoid!!
All NHS need medals but if they get a fuckwit coronatoid through the door they would need a knighthood.........
Mongotoid with fucking Covid 19 creating a coronatoid!!
All NHS need medals but if they get a fuckwit coronatoid through the door they would need a knighthood.........
“Oh for fucks sake not another coronatoid to add to the ever depleting population of there breed. Best keep at least 2.3 meters away, actually fuck that, cross the road I can see snot and dribble!! I said pointing, shaking my head and getting dude to look.
“Ewww......That’s wrong.......” was all dude replied.
“Ewww......That’s wrong.......” was all dude replied.
by Iwannariot March 30, 2020
“Dude used to be spanner grief but now the kunt has stolen my trumpet, he’s now known as fucking trumpet grief. Absolute fucking wank stain”
by Iwannariot March 14, 2019
An extremely rude way to describe a rather unpleasant person.
Self explanatory really.........unless your a complete dumb fuck!!!
Self explanatory really.........unless your a complete dumb fuck!!!
“Dude, URA KUNT” I shouted as dude walked in
“Why???” Dude replied looking gobsmacked
“Just fucking because!!!” Answering him shaking my head
“Why???” Dude replied looking gobsmacked
“Just fucking because!!!” Answering him shaking my head
by Iwannariot April 24, 2020
Nick-name for a girl who is amazingly perfect, ridiculously beautiful, adventurous, cute, extremely sexy and very very cheeky. Gemz is perfect. She has a smile that would melt the blackest of hearts. She is loyal, loving and wears her heart on her sleeve. She is extremely rare and incredibly precious.
Upset gemz and you will definitely know about it!!
Upset gemz and you will definitely know about it!!
by Iwannariot April 23, 2019
A person that is constantly watching, well staring at girls front bums.
Probably to see if they are smuggling yoyo’s.
Probably to see if they are smuggling yoyo’s.
“Oi dude will you pack the kunt in because your making that bird feel really uncomfortable twatching her twat!!!”
by Iwannariot February 19, 2020
The word mongotoid describes that really stupid dumb fuckwit that just lingers about trying to be part of the Gang and always interrupts the conversations with absolutely dull shit nonsense!!
Everyone will know a mongotoid.
The words fucktoid (a stoopid fuckwit) and mongo (dumb dense thick slow kinda person), sound more meaningful and straight to the point put together to form.........mongotoid!!!! Don’t ya think??
Also a name given to someone who’s complete stupid outbursts actually are really hilarious and well timed.
Everyone will know a mongotoid.
The words fucktoid (a stoopid fuckwit) and mongo (dumb dense thick slow kinda person), sound more meaningful and straight to the point put together to form.........mongotoid!!!! Don’t ya think??
Also a name given to someone who’s complete stupid outbursts actually are really hilarious and well timed.
“You absolute fucking stoopid mongotoid!!!! Did you not know that woman you told to ‘go fuck a cabbage’ was my mom???” I yelled whilst secretly sniggering under my breath. 😂😂
by Iwannariot October 23, 2019