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When a cyclist stops at a junction or red light and tries to keep balance without placing feet on ground. Very similar to cow tipping, window down and push.
“Dude, You see him trying to keep balance on peddles........roll down window.......fucking CYCLIST TIPPING is AWESOME!!!! Stupid peddle wanker!!”
by Iwannariot March 14, 2019
Get the Cyclist tipping mug.A person that is constantly watching, well staring at girls front bums.
Probably to see if they are smuggling yoyo’s.
Probably to see if they are smuggling yoyo’s.
“Oi dude will you pack the kunt in because your making that bird feel really uncomfortable twatching her twat!!!”
by Iwannariot February 19, 2020
Get the Twatching mug.A word to describe something or someone that is absolutely terrible or pathetic.
Also describing something someone’s made or created that looks nothing like what it’s supposed to look like.
Also describes something someone’s done that looks like it’s been done by a complete mongotoid.
Also describing something someone’s made or created that looks nothing like what it’s supposed to look like.
Also describes something someone’s done that looks like it’s been done by a complete mongotoid.
Laughing uncontrollably for a good half hour before I composed myself and said to my mate “dude, that is absolute horsewank!! It looks fuck all like a shepherd’s pie”
by Iwannariot November 11, 2019
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This is true,
But baby,
I know you don't feel as I do’ (as I do)
The one that I let slip away instead of following her to her destination no matter what!! My only regret 😔 (she knows this is dedicated to her........my true Lady Demeter.........never forget you) xx
This is true,
But baby,
I know you don't feel as I do’ (as I do)
The one that I let slip away instead of following her to her destination no matter what!! My only regret 😔 (she knows this is dedicated to her........my true Lady Demeter.........never forget you) xx
by Iwannariot October 22, 2019
Get the Lady Demeter mug.Well.......to almost everyone of the worlds population believe adidas to be the brand name for the 3 stripped sports attire and footwear, but unfortunately all those fuckers are stoopid eediot’s and complete mongotoids!!
The true definition, but it has been abbreviated to ‘adidas’ to be easier to use in conversation is............’another dudette I devirginised analy Saturday’
Hopefully to most people out there it’s self explanatory!!
The true definition, but it has been abbreviated to ‘adidas’ to be easier to use in conversation is............’another dudette I devirginised analy Saturday’
Hopefully to most people out there it’s self explanatory!!
“Dude, who’s that sexy assed cute punk chick you’ve just been chatting with” dude asked as he pulled the door open for Svens adult book shop.
Cheekily smiling I replied “well.....last weekend when your bird had you decorating because your a soft submissive twat!! My weekends fun turned out to be just ‘adidas’ dude!! “
“ you absolute lucky fucker dude” dude acknowledged with surprise “and she’s a little stunner!”
Cheekily smiling I replied “well.....last weekend when your bird had you decorating because your a soft submissive twat!! My weekends fun turned out to be just ‘adidas’ dude!! “
“ you absolute lucky fucker dude” dude acknowledged with surprise “and she’s a little stunner!”
by Iwannariot April 11, 2020
Get the adidas mug.“Dude used to be spanner grief but now the kunt has stolen my trumpet, he’s now known as fucking trumpet grief. Absolute fucking wank stain”
by Iwannariot March 14, 2019
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