Iwannariot's definitions
When a cyclist stops at a junction or red light and tries to keep balance without placing feet on ground. Very similar to cow tipping, window down and push.
“Dude, You see him trying to keep balance on peddles........roll down window.......fucking CYCLIST TIPPING is AWESOME!!!! Stupid peddle wanker!!”
by Iwannariot March 14, 2019
Get the Cyclist tippingmug. ‘I love you
This is true,
But baby,
I know you don't feel as I do’ (as I do)
The one that I let slip away instead of following her to her destination no matter what!! My only regret 😔 (she knows this is dedicated to her........my true Lady Demeter.........never forget you) xx
This is true,
But baby,
I know you don't feel as I do’ (as I do)
The one that I let slip away instead of following her to her destination no matter what!! My only regret 😔 (she knows this is dedicated to her........my true Lady Demeter.........never forget you) xx
by Iwannariot October 22, 2019
Get the Lady Demetermug. A person that is constantly watching, well staring at girls front bums.
Probably to see if they are smuggling yoyo’s.
Probably to see if they are smuggling yoyo’s.
“Oi dude will you pack the kunt in because your making that bird feel really uncomfortable twatching her twat!!!”
by Iwannariot February 19, 2020
Get the Twatchingmug. The word mongotoid describes that really stupid dumb fuckwit that just lingers about trying to be part of the Gang and always interrupts the conversations with absolutely dull shit nonsense!!
Everyone will know a mongotoid.
The words fucktoid (a stoopid fuckwit) and mongo (dumb dense thick slow kinda person), sound more meaningful and straight to the point put together to form.........mongotoid!!!! Don’t ya think??
Also a name given to someone who’s complete stupid outbursts actually are really hilarious and well timed.
Everyone will know a mongotoid.
The words fucktoid (a stoopid fuckwit) and mongo (dumb dense thick slow kinda person), sound more meaningful and straight to the point put together to form.........mongotoid!!!! Don’t ya think??
Also a name given to someone who’s complete stupid outbursts actually are really hilarious and well timed.
“You absolute fucking stoopid mongotoid!!!! Did you not know that woman you told to ‘go fuck a cabbage’ was my mom???” I yelled whilst secretly sniggering under my breath. 😂😂
by Iwannariot October 22, 2019
Get the Mongotoidmug. It’s a mongotoid, (look up definition) that snots on, coughs on and licks everything he comes into contact with, the fucking stoopid Coronavirus filled carrier bag!!
Mongotoid with fucking Covid 19 creating a coronatoid!!
All NHS need medals but if they get a fuckwit coronatoid through the door they would need a knighthood.........
Mongotoid with fucking Covid 19 creating a coronatoid!!
All NHS need medals but if they get a fuckwit coronatoid through the door they would need a knighthood.........
“Oh for fucks sake not another coronatoid to add to the ever depleting population of there breed. Best keep at least 2.3 meters away, actually fuck that, cross the road I can see snot and dribble!! I said pointing, shaking my head and getting dude to look.
“Ewww......That’s wrong.......” was all dude replied.
“Ewww......That’s wrong.......” was all dude replied.
by Iwannariot March 30, 2020
Get the coronatoidmug. Nick-name for a girl who is amazingly perfect, ridiculously beautiful, adventurous, cute, extremely sexy and very very cheeky. Gemz is perfect. She has a smile that would melt the blackest of hearts. She is loyal, loving and wears her heart on her sleeve. She is extremely rare and incredibly precious.
Upset gemz and you will definitely know about it!!
Upset gemz and you will definitely know about it!!
by Iwannariot April 23, 2019
Get the gemzmug. A word to describe something or someone that is absolutely terrible or pathetic.
Also describing something someone’s made or created that looks nothing like what it’s supposed to look like.
Also describes something someone’s done that looks like it’s been done by a complete mongotoid.
Also describing something someone’s made or created that looks nothing like what it’s supposed to look like.
Also describes something someone’s done that looks like it’s been done by a complete mongotoid.
Laughing uncontrollably for a good half hour before I composed myself and said to my mate “dude, that is absolute horsewank!! It looks fuck all like a shepherd’s pie”
by Iwannariot November 11, 2019
Get the horsewankmug.