Horsegate

"To shut the stable door after the horse has bolted", an idiom as old as horsemanship. Now it has a one shorthand, Hashtag friendly word to define the entire concept due to David Cameron and Razor the police horse in the scandal referred to as Horsegate. The origins on Gate as a suffix are in the Watergate trials of Richard Nixon

Getting health insurance after your first paragliding accident is a bit horsegate.

Horsegate by MikeSynonymous June 20, 2012

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Horsegate

When Elon musk offers to buy someone a horse in exchange for head.

Elon musk just bought me a horse after I sucked his dick, Horsegate

Horsegate by aidslover May 20, 2022

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Horseface Hottie (HFH)

A person with a long narrow face, bugly eyes, big teeth, a gaping mouth, and other horse-like facial characteristics but you actually find them very attractive in part due to their horseface features.

Joe: I used to think all horseface chicks were ugly but man Rachel Starr is definitely an exception to that rule.

Duante: definitely true man, she's smoking hot, a definite Horseface Hottie (HFH)!

Horseface Hottie (HFH) by DuanCulo aka Duante Amorculo November 13, 2011

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comcast housemates

when five formerly heterosexual college-age men, all hot studs, get horny for each other and live together in a house where they get phone, internet and cable television service from telecommunications giant comcast corp, and pay for it by sucking each other off, all while bickering amongst themselves.

i'll need to see your credit scores if you want to rent this property. i want to make sure you can pay me rent and aren't just a couple of goddamn comcast housemates.

comcast housemates by Charleez September 23, 2007