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horsetear 

When yo man so big he tear you open. And it looks like you fucked a horse
Ryan have his girl such a horsetear
horsetear by Rkoalasteim November 18, 2016

hoseteaser 

basically a cocktease.
a girl who flirts and teases a guy to get him interested and leaves him hanging.
see movie Grown Ups:
the mothers lure over a bodybuilder guy, but upon hearing his ridiculously high voice (presumably from steroid use), they just laugh him off. While storming off, he calls them "hoseteasers"
hoseteaser by sarcasmogratis July 17, 2011

horseheads 

A town in upstate New York, formed in 1835 as a giant middle finger to the neighboring city of Elmira; as emphasized by the town motto: "Fuck you, Elmira"
I moved to Horseheads becaused I was tired of getting robbed at gunpoint.
horseheads by jk_bro December 26, 2010

horsefeathers 

A term used in place of swear words, but with the same emphasis. Rooted at meaning "impossible," as horses obviously lack feathers.
Bush has resigned from his presidency? Horsefeathers!
horsefeathers by G. Thomas May 21, 2008

Horsemeat Sandwich 

An extreme variation of roast beef or meat curtains; a horsemeat sandwich is often characterized by distinctive public hair. Excessive length of the labia renders shaving the area difficult or downright impossible. The horsemeat appearance stems from an anomalous protrusion of the inner lips from the labia majora. It's gross.
I heard Katey's rockin' a horsemeat sandwich; whatever you do, don't go down on her.

housebear 

A nefarious, demanding little creature (preferably fuzzy but may not be so) that trudges around the house and knocks over all of your shit. Cats, dogs, maybe small children.
I'm being terrorized by a housebear!
housebear by seriouslywtf October 9, 2007
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026
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