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an oval shaped object with a slippery surface. can usualy fit about three men inside.
canoe by ram man April 27, 2003
The ship that all Kurt/Sam shippers are a part of. Ajjizom on tumblr thought it up, and it stuck.
klainer: Are you a part of the supermegafoxyawesomehot klaine train?

Kummer: Nope, I'm in the canoe.
Canoe by Kummer36 August 6, 2011
An unsinkable vessel that is usually found in the water, Kummers can typically be found sailing on one that is battered, but never destroyed.
"What is that on the horizon?"

"The canoe paddling forward in a feat of never sinking no matter what."
Canoe by PitchJoe October 18, 2011
At the burning tip of a blunt, when it starts to burn down farther on one side than on the rest of the blunt, it is canoeing. This can be fixed by wetting a fingertip with saliva and dampening the burned down end. This is not only with blunts either. This can easily happen with joints and it happens with cigarettes sometimes too.
Dammit Elliot! Fix the canoe and then pass that blunt to Hernando.
canoe by IEatBadgers August 21, 2003
(verb) when a cig, joint or blunt burns further up one side than the other
Hey Jessie...this joint is canoeing fix it for me!
canoe by Fishnets May 12, 2004
Another name for the game more commonly known as flippy cup. Used primarily in Chicago.
We kicked their butts at canoe.
canoe by lavalamp71 March 13, 2009