Definitions by NoMSG

webagnose 

to diagnose a medical condition using no educated experience and only info acquired via the Internet.

Doctor: What did you webagnose yourself with?
Drew: Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis.
Doctor: Well you can relax, it's just the flu.

webagnose by NoMSG October 25, 2010

keys to the benz 

1. a way to say you won't take shit from haters.

2. a way to say "let's ride!"

3. a greeting that often confuses people.

1. Nicki: Keys to the benz? Keys to the benz!
Keys: Oh shit, I'd better step up on outta hurr...

2. Sean: Hey, there's a sale on plastic banana guards at WalMart!
Keane: Keys to the benz!

3. Chris: Hey, Drew.
Drew: Keys to the benz.
Chris: .......... ?

keys to the benz by NoMSG October 13, 2010

reuseless 

something that is doubly useless.

"My laptop broke down, so I used it as a doorstop. The door slammed shut and hit me in the face! Stupid reuseless Toshiba!"
-Drew

"Reuseless! It's DOUBLE useless!"
-Double Rainbow Guy

reuseless by NoMSG September 29, 2010

horsewallop 

a word used in place of "horse shit" when you realize halfway through saying it that you are in the presence of virgin ears.

That's a load of horse-... *sees children nearby* ...wallop! Horsewallop!

horsewallop by NoMSG September 29, 2010

fuck wiith 

exactly like "fuck with," but this is used when the two people talking are playing Wii.

Pronounced: fuck we-ith

*Bruce and Drew are playing Wii*

Bruce: So I went on a date with that one chick.
Drew: Dude! Don't fuck wiith me!

fuck wiith by NoMSG September 29, 2010

chairmapherdite

a hermapherdite who keeps begging people to sit on him/her. You've encountered one most likely if you've been to a party in West Hollywood.

Chairmapherdite: Please sit on me!
Drew: No way, you silly chairmapherdite!

chairmapherdite by NoMSG September 29, 2010

Indiana Jones it 

when you wake up on the kitchen floor after a crazy party, you search the place for the fedora you lost the night before and you book it out of there faster than someone can say "boom goes the dynamite."

Sean: Dude, you were so messed up at the party last night.
Drew: Yea man, I had to Indiana Jones it outta there.

Indiana Jones it by NoMSG September 29, 2010