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Randy Hayes 

Probably the most comical person on the internet right now! Part of the MyWay Entertainment clique. In little voice over skits the MyWay team does for the greatest morning cartoons, he's known widely for the voice of the "juggernaut"!

They have done:

Xmen
Power Rangers
Street Fighter
Spiderman

and soon to be TMNT!!
quotes from Randy Hayes:

Yeah!! It's the juggernaut bitch!!!

Oh it's time, baby!! I like yo' raincoat! bitch..you cant run!!

Aww.... aint that a bitch, I didn't f*** em... I only f*** ostriches...

I aint got no pupils in my eyes... IM BAD!!

Im sick and tired of always having to fu***** rape these Zebras and shit you know?.... SHUT UP ONLY YOU CAN PREVENT FOREST FIRES

13 elephants, 14 bitches in a hot-air balloon with some phone books,

these nuts I got they like, regenerate my dick

Oh shit thats a seal!!!

I gotta spend....45 mins on my perm...

Where is that tape of me fu**** that penguin?

Why the f*** I get a gun, its cause im black?

Frosty poopy eddie eddie!!!

Black power motha fu***

Silly bitch yo weapons can not harm me....get that shit out my face bitch.... I GOT THIS SHIT IN 4th GRADE!!! OH NOOOO!!! PIMP SMACK YO' ASS BITCH!!!

Ha, aint that a bitch im ketchup motha f****, mustard... ZAP YO' DUMBASS!!!

I'm the juggernaut bitch!!! imma hit choo with your own pimp!! I'm bad, I'm the baddest motha f**** in the world.

Oh It's the Juggernaut bitch, and I got a bitch with me YES were gonna have a fucking rape party!!!

Not as long as im wearing these Jamaican colors...

This bitch is throwin firecrackers..........

WTF Charles?!
Randy Hayes by ictizzle smoke August 14, 2006
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Anthony Hayes 

The legend of North East Ohio, this man will fuck any girl that walks even if he has a girlfriend. Doesn’t matter if her name is Gwen, Emily, or Nikki, he’s cheated with a Sarah, Molly, and even a Quesha. He won’t wear a mask in public but what do you expect from a guy who can’t wear a condom or keep a job? Antonio Vincenzo Hayes is a bad hombre.
Makayla better watch out, she might be the next victim of the evil Anthony Hayes, the original cheater of Ohio, just like his daddy, generation after generation he’ll fuck her, then fuck your life up with debt and leave you to dry alone. Ask his ex Emily or Gwen or Nikki or Tasha, or Bill or John Meluch or even his own self proclaimed sister, Samantha Joham Shamia the 3rd, she’ll tell you it all....
Jack wouldn't let up on me about something dumb stupid thing in minecraft so I had to do a hotyeet real quick.
hotyeet by AH_dictionary November 16, 2019
Pronounced: "HOI-AyH"
An exclamation used when one is happy, scared, angry, or surprised.
"HoyEhh! Look at these great deals on tuna fish!"
HoyEhh by RylithT August 23, 2012

howyedeen 

A statement inferring how you doing. Use is acceptable when one refers to sexy women, dank weed, humorous situations, and good times.
Person A: "I just downed three shots of jaeger."
Person B: "Howyedeen!!!"

Person A: "The hottest girl in our school is at our party?!"
Person B: "Wait, she's here? Howyedeeeen"
howyedeen by PIT January 10, 2013
Hoager - When a woman is being unreasonable about a subject that is irrelevant.
Timmy was sure to let Sally know she was a hoager for bitching about ignorant bullshit while he was trying to eat.
hoager by SimonClint April 25, 2017