An extremely cool bird that will kill all who do not absolutly love it and has the potential to invent space travel and wish to establish a colony on Pluto
"the penguins have launched several thousand AM-Bombs around the world after extracting their supporters. We're all fucking screwed."
by Dreian Yoshi October 25, 2004
Partner for life; a soulmate. Comes from the fact that once a penguin chooses a mate, they stay together for life.
"Will you be my penguin?"
by ImperfectAngel April 03, 2008
Somebody who is so sexually innocent that even the most obviously perverted jokes and sexiest women cannot affect them. Usually only applies to teenagers, children do not count as penguins.
Penguins can also be people who simply do not think of sexual thoughts, they do not notice scantily clad classmates or get aroused often, if ever.
Penguins can also be people who simply do not think of sexual thoughts, they do not notice scantily clad classmates or get aroused often, if ever.
"Steve is such a penguin, he didn't even notice when Marissa bent over right in front of his face."
"You're such a penguin! Don't you ever think about the ladies?"
"You're such a penguin! Don't you ever think about the ladies?"
by SexyWolf69 June 05, 2012
1)The creature you can steal from Antartica without authorities noticing.
2)Mascot of Linus Torvalds
2)Mascot of Linus Torvalds
by n00b February 19, 2004
1. An extremely cool flightless bird that genally lives in cold areas.
2. A racist term describing a person whose half black and half white.
2. A racist term describing a person whose half black and half white.
by SingingMime May 21, 2006
After a man climaxes in a woman's anus, the cheek clinching waddle she makes on her way to the toilet to avoid spilling on the new carpet.
by bobsurf April 18, 2008