hoager
Timmy was sure to let Sally know she was a hoager for bitching about ignorant bullshit while he was trying to eat.
hoager by SimonClint April 25, 2017
Words you can keep
Hagerlife
A fatty, cuck husband, and son of Grimace. A Michigan superfan. A goddamn waste of space who fears me. Always trying to be fatter than yesterday and dodging flying prison poo. -McD
My Hagerlife is miserable, I have no friends and hide insults on the Internet about real men like a scared prag.
Hagerlife by Brenda Hagerman August 20, 2023
Poon Hogger
Noun-A male or lesbian who has multiple current female sexual partners hoes and refuses to let any of his boys partake in the plethora of poon pounding
Hey Chuck, you know that I'm a newly divorced man! How bout throwing your boy one of your hoes and quit being a Poon Hogger!
Poon Hogger by Poon Hogger Gym - General June 17, 2016
Hodger
Hodger by Rich Irvine April 21, 2008
hoegerlasmonique
A strange feeling that can not be discribed. Many experienced it in life, but since its hardly noticable and hard to explain, only a few know about it.
hoegerlasmonique by Cawkz November 25, 2009
Pole Hogger
A person who hogs the pole on a subway, bus, or train by standing against it with their entire body leaving others nothing to hold onto.
Pole Hogger by MissMelissaJean October 7, 2009
Hager
One of your closest friends.Someone you can trust dearly.An amazing chef and an extremely intelligent and laid back person.Pretty brown eyes and long brown hair with golden skin.One of the best people you’ll ever meet!
Hager by sisters101 July 30, 2019
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