hoager

Hoager - When a woman is being unreasonable about a subject that is irrelevant.

Timmy was sure to let Sally know she was a hoager for bitching about ignorant bullshit while he was trying to eat.

by SimonClint April 25, 2017

Hagerlife

A fatty, cuck husband, and son of Grimace. A Michigan superfan. A goddamn waste of space who fears me. Always trying to be fatter than yesterday and dodging flying prison poo. -McD

My Hagerlife is miserable, I have no friends and hide insults on the Internet about real men like a scared prag.

by Brenda Hagerman August 20, 2023

Poon Hogger

Noun-A male or lesbian who has multiple current female sexual partners hoes and refuses to let any of his boys partake in the plethora of poon pounding

Hey Chuck, you know that I'm a newly divorced man! How bout throwing your boy one of your hoes and quit being a Poon Hogger!

by Poon Hogger Gym - General June 17, 2016

Hodger

An impressively large dump.

He's just layed a steaming hodger.

by Rich Irvine April 21, 2008

hoegerlasmonique

A strange feeling that can not be discribed. Many experienced it in life, but since its hardly noticable and hard to explain, only a few know about it.

Dude, did you feel hoegerlasmonique today?

by Cawkz November 25, 2009

Pole Hogger

A person who hogs the pole on a subway, bus, or train by standing against it with their entire body leaving others nothing to hold onto.

"I had to train surf the downtown 6 today because some guy was totally being a pole hogger."

by MissMelissaJean October 7, 2009

Hager

One of your closest friends.Someone you can trust dearly.An amazing chef and an extremely intelligent and laid back person.Pretty brown eyes and long brown hair with golden skin.One of the best people you’ll ever meet!

wow Hager has really nice hair

by sisters101 July 30, 2019