hoadex

a pimps Black Book
the chicktionary

a little book full of 'hoes' phone numbers, address, and the 3 point rating (top half, bottom half, face)

Tony: "What are we gonna do this weekend?"
Bill: "I dont know....im sooo bored, im going Gay"
Nick: "Nah worry, we will call some jubes"
Tony: "Yeah Nick, call some girls in your Hoadex"

by Nick April 25, 2005

holadex

A little notebook, or pad that you put girls numbers in that you have accumulated.

After many nights at the bars writing numbers on bar napkins or recipts and loosing them. Ben finally bought a little note book (holadex) that fits in his back pocket, and carry's a pen with him. He put's girls numbers in it with side notes to remember which one is which. Ex. Sarah - Big ass tits, Jamie - Tequila body shots... He officially has a Holodex.

by P Leaf January 16, 2008

headexplodies

An intense headache.

I'm going to grab some tylenol and lay down till the headexplodies pass.

by Black August 19, 2003

hadex

To Have sexxx

Me nd john hadex last night...I never knew such a little guy had so much to give!!

by xxxlizxxx March 5, 2009

hoader

A hoader is somebody who stores secrets in their jowls. It originally referred to female pelicans who carried their young in their beaks to keep them safe from predators.

The Senate majority leader--a renowned hoader--squeezed his facemark in between his chin folds.

by Fabtastico May 24, 2021