Highvan

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A state of being that originates from an an individual known as Ivan. This state of being allows someone to act like a complete neanderthal and not understand very select pieces of information, while at the same time able to understand very obscure subjects.

Looks like Ivan is Highvan right now.
"What?"
I said you're Highvan.
"What?"
I just pissed on your cat.
"oh yeah bro... I'll need to give him a bath then I guess."
So you understood that?
"What?"

Highvan by Highvan April 9, 2019

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Highland, IL

Highland is a small town in Illinois. A glorious combination of the wealthy and rednecks. Known for its many bars, pizza restaurants, and cops. If you weren't born there, don't bother trying to fit in.

Hey, you guys want to hang out in Highland, IL? ...just kidding

Highland, IL by ilovehighland June 18, 2011

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highlands christian academy

Brainwashing Hell Hole

Person 1: “dude what school do you go to”
Person 2: “Highlands Christian Academy”
Person 3: “I’m so sorry for you…”

highlands christian academy by MoldyWaffleHouse September 9, 2021

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Highlander Two

Something that everyone knows really did happen, but pretends never did, because it was so awful, or everyone is in denial

Norton: How was Easter brunch with your fiance's entire family, including the crazy ones?
Kramden: Highlander Two, dude. Never happened.
Norton: But I saw it on the news, there was a fight, and a fire...
Kramden: Highlander Two!
Norton: And the helicopters, and the swat team...
Kramden: HIGHLANDER TWO!

Highlander Two by evadgib June 23, 2010

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Highland Road

The hottest spot near Hazleton, Pennsylvania, to dump dead prostitutes at.

nigga 1: We need to dump this ho's body somewhere, she's getting ripe.

nigga 2: I know a place where I dumped an old couch, refrigerator and dead ho last week. I found it, while geocaching.

nigga 1: Geocaching?! We need to blacken you up. It' bad enough your a registered Republican, but fucking geocaching. Nigga Please!

nigga 2: Fuck you. Here we are... Highland Road biatch!

Highland Road by Hazletard-in-Chief December 11, 2010

highland games

Scottish and Celtic activities usually held in a park or fairgrounds. Competitors come from all over to compete in a variety of competitions, including highland dancing, scottish country dancing, the caber toss, sheepdog trials and other various sports. Guests are entertained by thousands of pipe bands and endless bagpipe music, and can enjoy authentic Scottish food, such as haggis, meatpies, and bangers (British hotdogs).

1. "Och aye, are ye going to the highland games this weekend?"

highland games by tammy_k October 6, 2008

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North highlands

A hood in Sacramento California

North highlands is a bad place it has a lot of crime, shootings, car jacking, home invaders etc you wouldn’t want your kids to grow up in this area. These kids will most likely grow up being influenced by all these gang bangers and when you walk on the streets you have to watch out for anyone behind you or if anything sketchy is going on there’s been lots of times where people wanted to jump me or rob me just don’t go to north highlands cuh

Where he from? He from North highlands Don’t f*ck with him

North highlands by Fucc_ah_succa_bitch June 20, 2020

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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