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1. The yuppie infested armpit of Colorado.
2. A suburb south of Denver where it is manditory to own the largest sport utility vehical that you can possibly afford to compete with your neighbors oversized SUV even though you have no need for one.
3. A place to go to get judged by others for what you own, do for a living, and how your lawn looks.
I live in Highlands Ranch, sure it's more expensive but it's sure woth it for it's social status. Speaking of social status, have you seen my enormous Ford Excursion I have no idea how to drive it but boy it's sure better than my neighbors land rover.
by KungFu April 04, 2005
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A place where rich white people live. This is also a great place to find underage kids using there parents money to buy vape and weed. In this area you will hear many story’s of white girls ages 12-17 wanting to or actually killing the self. Its a great place.
My friend tryrd to kill her self, she lives in highlands Ranch.
by Doddy smokes December 15, 2018
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One of the best places to live in America, wonderful parks, lovely houses, a great school program, and is in the best states in America.
Person 1: Where do you live?
Person 2: Highlands Ranch
Person 1: Lucky.
by Joshthecoloradofan August 13, 2010
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