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prostitutes 

98% of the females you see walking around in Schenectady.
even the lil old grannies with walkers are prostitutes in Skank-ectady!!

prostitutes 

Mrs. Barth and her gay ass son.
Ryan saw Mrs. Barth and her gay ass son in the gay bar.
prostitutes by Godfather September 1, 2004

prostitutes 

mrs eglinton and carrie and amarpreet
i fuked mrs eglinton
prostitutes by amarpreet May 17, 2003

national prostitutes day 

Oct. 23
The day we celebrate and honor our nations whores. On this day we remember the harlots that gave up the goods for cash and trinkets.
Tricia may have banged them all, but she got paid. Call her a dirty hoe if you must, but even she gets respect on national prostitutes day.

Kazakhstan's Prostitutes 

The cleanest in the region. Except of course Turkmenistan's.

Related: Borat , Comedy , Kazakhstan , Bigotry
"Kazakhstan greatest country in the world,

all other countries are run by little girls.
Kazakhstan number one exporter of potassium!

Other countries have inferior potassium.

Kazakhstan home of the Tinshein swimming pool;
it's length thirty metre and width six metre.

Filtration system a marvel to behold,
It removes 80 percent of human solid waste.

Kazakhstan,Kazakhstan, you very nice place,

from plains of Tarashenk to Northern Fence of Jewtown.

Kazakhstan, friend of all except Uzbekistan,

they very nosey people withe bone in their brain.

Kazakhstan, industry best in the world,

we invented toffee and the trouser belt.

Kazakhstan's prostitutes cleanest in the region,

except of course for Turkmenistan's.

Kazakhstan,Kazakhstan, you very nice place,

from plains of Tarashenk to Northern Fence of Jewtown.

Come grasp the mighty penis of our leader,

from junction with testes to tip of its face"

Jeff Kingsbury and the British Prostitutes 

A group of people who may appear to be awkward together but instead, they aren't. The Jk's and BP's are a group of friends who like to make music together. They are commonly lower-level university students.
ex.) Those JK's and BP's will be at open mic tonight, wanna go?
Sorry, I can't come. I am hanging out with Jeff Kingsbury and the British Prostitutes.
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
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