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Highlands

A small blue collar fishing town on the coast of NJ. This is a gem of a location, quite but hip. You can clearly see the NY skyline from the Highlands Elementary School. There are lots of nice places to eat and a commuter ferry to downtown and midtown NY. Sadly, Hurricane Sandy wreaked havoc on the town, and many residents still struggle 2 years on to rebuild their homes.

It's a place that capitalism has managed to pass by and a genuine seaside town devoid of resort villa's and tourism.
"Have you been to the 9/11 Memorial in Highland's Veterans Park?"

"Oh yeah, the eagle?"

"No that is in Atlantic Highlands. Highlands is way better".
by Bassety July 2, 2014
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Highlands

22 miles east of houston where STDs and sluts originate. Everyone there has a least 2 kids before they turn 23 years old. No one bothers to get married, leading to multiple baby-mommas and baby-daddies. Population widely consists of high school drop outs that thrive only by selling of drugs and working at near by chemical plants.
After I fucked the hoe in Highlands i got warts on my dick and the bitch is saying the baby is mine.
by funkyfreshhh October 7, 2009
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Highlands

"an area of high or mountainous land."

In the moon, it's called Lunar Highlands.

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Highlands of the Madagascar.
by Reinassance July 21, 2019
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Highlands, NC is a historic mountain town founded in the 1800s by Southern plantation owners to escape the heat and malaria of summers in the lower South. Many people from SC, FLA and GA have second homes here. The golf, fishing, and scenery are awesome here but there is no nightlife, no music scene and not even a movie theatre. Also very few residents stay year round in this suitcase community.
Franklin yoke says, "Hey lets go to Highlands and scare the tourists from Etlanta" Bud replies, "Hell yeah, let me mount the rebel flag to my pick-up first!!!!!"
by SamTravels October 9, 2016
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HighLands

The Northern part of Scotland that has the population of around three people, you can blame the British for that. *Cough cough* HighLands clearance *cough cough*
by Your moms left kidney June 25, 2021
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highlands christian academy

Person 1: “dude what school do you go to”
Person 2: “Highlands Christian Academy”
Person 3: “I’m so sorry for you…”
by MoldyWaffleHouse September 9, 2021
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Highlands County

A county in central Florida with just 3 small towns, Lake Placid, Sebring, and Avon Park. There is absolutely nothing to do here unless you enjoy redneck activities such as fishing, hunting, and mudding. The people here tend to be stuck up assholes (especially in Sebring), very racist, and close-minded. The police here are fat and stupid and get so bored that they will pull over anyone for going a mile over the speed limit. The people who end up staying here (dumb-asses) live the rest of their life smoking marijuana, meth, crack, and become sex offenders. The county hardly ever wants to grow by constantly declining new restaurants, daycares, major retail stores, etc. The county is primarily full of a bunch of old white people who want to keep the county as rural as it possibly can.

-Lake Placid is full of primarily hicks and Mexicants and is the only town in the county without a Wal-Mart.

-Sebring is full of pedophiles(majority white old men usually aged above 70) and preps. They have possibly the shittiest mall in the world, but a decent theater.

-Avon Park is full of hoodlums (primarily blacks and Mexicans) and is the ghetto part of the county where the crime rate is high.

-There are a very few number of good-hearted people here
The majority of girls here are very trashy, not good looking, and are passed around the entire county. The majority of guys here are desperate for anything. The people love to gossip here and start cruel rumors.
*Take my advice kids of Highlands County , leave this piece of shit dumphole unless you have no future in life or want to get raped by a child molester.*

Also, Highlands County people need to stop thinking the number 863 is the coolest number in the world.
by XtrueX March 23, 2013
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