Let's take our son to church so he can be programmed with the same mythological bullshit we were programmed with! This will protect him from brainwashing by the schools with their "facts".
by Olorin42 February 18, 2009
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by BotyBooty November 19, 2004
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Convincing people that there is a new science that exists that doesn't follow logic.
Convincing people that there is a new science that exists that doesn't follow logic.
by Iseelosers September 6, 2021
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Indoctrinating a susceptible male to crave an inferior sexual role through pornographic audio, video, images, and literature. The first step is convincing him that he is beta (β) while most of his peers are Alpha (α). Then, by justifying and fetishizing the "Alpha fucks beta bucks" axiom, he is persuaded to understand and embrace his beta status.
α β Dogma
1. αbove, βelow
Proper pecking order in human society & natural selection
2. αhead, βehind
In board room or bedroom, confident α dominates, insecure β submits
4. α stud, β dud
If comparing body, face, penis size, sexual skill / stamina, etc, α winner, β loser
5. α pussy magnet, β pussy repellent
- α pheromones make pussy wet to aid in penetration & insemination
- β pheromones are pussy desiccants that impede penetration & thicken cervical mucus
6. α gets the thrill, β foots the bill
- α gives nothing & gets pleased
- β gives everything & gets teased
7. α sticks it, β licks it
- α goal to get his dick wet
- β goal to give unreciprocated oral sex
8. α breeds, β feeds
In reproduction, males seek quantity, females seek quality. Wise women find a witting (or unwitting) beta male provider before or after procreating with an Alpha.
9. α pokes, β strokes
Never any reason for α to masturbate or β to penetrate
10. α gets sucked, β gets cucked
- women love giving blowjobs if male is α not β
- α receives oral, β watches or gives
It's called brainwashing because the above statements are controversial.
Indoctrinating a susceptible male to crave an inferior sexual role through pornographic audio, video, images, and literature. The first step is convincing him that he is beta (β) while most of his peers are Alpha (α). Then, by justifying and fetishizing the "Alpha fucks beta bucks" axiom, he is persuaded to understand and embrace his beta status.
α β Dogma
1. αbove, βelow
Proper pecking order in human society & natural selection
2. αhead, βehind
In board room or bedroom, confident α dominates, insecure β submits
4. α stud, β dud
If comparing body, face, penis size, sexual skill / stamina, etc, α winner, β loser
5. α pussy magnet, β pussy repellent
- α pheromones make pussy wet to aid in penetration & insemination
- β pheromones are pussy desiccants that impede penetration & thicken cervical mucus
6. α gets the thrill, β foots the bill
- α gives nothing & gets pleased
- β gives everything & gets teased
7. α sticks it, β licks it
- α goal to get his dick wet
- β goal to give unreciprocated oral sex
8. α breeds, β feeds
In reproduction, males seek quantity, females seek quality. Wise women find a witting (or unwitting) beta male provider before or after procreating with an Alpha.
9. α pokes, β strokes
Never any reason for α to masturbate or β to penetrate
10. α gets sucked, β gets cucked
- women love giving blowjobs if male is α not β
- α receives oral, β watches or gives
It's called brainwashing because the above statements are controversial.
After years of watching, hearing, and reading beta male brainwashing, I'm only attracted to a woman if she's the type that will happily use me for my time and money but never have sex with me.
by NeverGonnaGetIt69 July 19, 2021
Get the beta male brainwashing mug.The act of repeatedly whispering a word or series of words into a the ears of a small child preferably between the ages of 1 and 1 and a half. One can tell it is working when the child has a blank stare on his face - his eyes are peering off into the distance not really focused on any particular thing and his mouth is open slightly as if he is about to drool. Particularly useful if one seeks to one-day rule the world.
Can be performed on both males and females, though females tend to be more susceptible to the brainwashing.
Can be performed on both males and females, though females tend to be more susceptible to the brainwashing.
Hey Manny why does Isabella have that blank stare on her face, and why is her mouth open slightly as if she's about to drool? Oh wait... dude Rafael is brainwashing your baby!
I will implement the technique of baby brainwashing to one day rule the world!
I will implement the technique of baby brainwashing to one day rule the world!
by Leafarzarian June 25, 2009
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