Hansonned

One who sees fellow diners have wine remaining in each of their glasses and then buries the rest of the bottle into his glass—far beyond a proper pour!

We were enjoying a fine Cabernet when Craig grabbed the bottle and Hansonned the rest of the wine into his glass!

by MarciCaRoCo February 15, 2022

HansonLee

hansonlee(adjective): so ridiculously clutch that it attracts females by the dozen

"dude brad's shot last night was so hansonlee that all the sorority girls carried him back to their house and he still hasnt left!"

by Yellow Menace January 6, 2021

Chris Hansened

Getting ambushed or caught doing something untoward. Based on Chris Hansen , the star of To Catch A Predator who catches pedophiles as they try to find underaged trim.

My wife Chris Hansened me while I was masturbating , she was so mad she threw out my porn.

by Renato P April 4, 2008

hanloned

To be extremely intoxicated from a coworker encouraging you to drink increasing amounts of alcohol. See drunk, wasted, trashed.

I had to take a sick day because John got me hanloned last night.

by codeallday February 20, 2015

hansonized

to be accessorized by hanson. to make anything related to hanson in some way.

i hansonized my room by putting posters from 1997 on the wall.

by jeana August 26, 2003

pat-hannoned

The act of multiple people dumping their dirty soil semen on your mail order bride while you finger fuck yourself in the ass and snort cocaine off a one legged farmer......

The board was gonna come over and get pat-hannoned but the magic mustache rider wanted all the semen to themselves

by Fuxbridge December 22, 2017

hensoned

To really fuck something up and never admitting you do anything wrong.

That guy really hensoned the rifle range papers yesterday.

by Elijah Kane September 11, 2009