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harmonized 

Blocked on the Chinese Internet.

In Chinese "被和谐" (hexie), "harmonized" means that you can not access anymore to a website from inside the Great Firewall of China.

The world has been coined as a joke by Chinese netizens from listening everyday the Parti's discourse about "harmony" and "building an harmonious society".
"Can you check what this word means on Urban Dictionary?
- No way. It has been harmonized last week...
- Wow! So i'll ask to this old pale of mine on Facebook.
- Nope, won't work neither.
- Mmm. Let's post the question on Twitter ?
- "Page not found" 404 error
- Youtube then?
- Ahem.
- Ok. So i'll just turn on my VPN to get rid of this Great Firewall."
harmonized by clemsos January 17, 2013

harmonized fart 

A harmonized fart is when multiple people are farting from there butthole to make a harmonized flatulance sound that makes people think twice about ones farting.
Guy 1: "What was that noise, it was a such a harmonized sound."

Guy2: "Oh, that was a harmonized fart."

Guy1: "Oh ok, I wish to hear that again soon, it was just so harmonized it was beautiful."
harmonized fart by Dubstep Quantum December 4, 2013

Hansoned 

(pronounced: HAN-soned) adj.
1. To be drunk or wasted at Hanson's Shoe Repair in Orlando, Florida, often brought on by the bar's infamous Hanson-daiquiri (made of Plantation 3-star rum, smith & cross, lime, and simple syrup).

2. To have been too busy to eat or drink before going to Hanson's Shoe Repair and becoming intoxicated from one daiquiri served there.
"You look like shit. Where did you go last night?"
"I got hansoned."
Hansoned by dddddfo February 28, 2022

hinsonize 

1. To take a seemingly significant situation and making a joke of it.

2. A way of making light of a stressful situation.

3. Behaving in a juvenile fashion during professional situations.

4. Having no shame in attempts to be humorous.
That motherfucker hinsonizes every staff meeting we have. The other day he intentionally farted when the boss paused for dramatic effect.
hinsonize by NewSputnik March 7, 2011

Hansitized 

Verb- the act of applying hand sanitizer to your hands
Don’t touch the straw.”
Don’t worry I hansitized.”
Hansitized by Joutrival June 25, 2020

Hansonned 

One who sees fellow diners have wine remaining in each of their glasses and then buries the rest of the bottle into his glass—far beyond a proper pour!
We were enjoying a fine Cabernet when Craig grabbed the bottle and Hansonned the rest of the wine into his glass!
Hansonned by MarciCaRoCo February 15, 2022