farmer

An almost always respectable person, who grows the food that the general public so ungraciously eats. Don't take farmers for granted. Hell, love us. WE FEED YOU PEOPLE!

(Why I am on URBAN dictionary, I have no idea)

Example: My father, the farmer

by The guy whose name you don't know February 07, 2007

farmer

a woman who raises a man's cock

Man: Are you a farmer?
Woman: Why?
Man: Because you raise one helluva of a cock.

by Urban Dictionary November 02, 2005

farmer

Some one who grows marijuana.either in a house or outside.

guy 1:hey man can you hook me up with some weed?

guy 2:yeah for sure,my cousin steve is a farmer!

by R.B.420 November 20, 2010

farmer

Is a term used in assosiation with MMORPG. This is a person who play the game with the primary pourpose of making real life profit. They do this by farming money and items in game and then turn around and sell them on the internet for real life cash. To aid in there farming farmers usually use third party programs and camp out specific location in the game for a long period of time.

It's getting harder to find a good place to level with all the dam farmers everywhere.

by ReaperMage September 13, 2005

farmer

A cop who plants evidence.

Ever notice how Det. Jones and Smith are the last to show up on a bust but they're the first to find a stash?

Yeah. They're farmers. They plant.

by acidnoir April 07, 2010

farmer

Mid-western slang used to replace the F word. Most notable in the expression "melon-farmer." Similar to frick.

Jim came over to my place last night and drank all my beer, what a farmer.

by a.hack October 16, 2009

farmer

adjective
1. Really boring
2. Not fun
3. A person with no life
4. Uninteresting

Man: Let's go to the mall for a movie!

Woman: No, I'm gonna go home and sleep

Man: You're so farmer!


or

Gosh, that teacher was certainly farmer.

by SrishtiRulesTheWorld October 22, 2008