Hansened

When somebody has been/is being hansened, that means that they have died and people who were never close to them when they were alive lie about being close to them when they were alive. Most of the time, the reason for people hansening is to gain popularity or becoming close to the said dead person's family or friends.

Person 1: Yo, dude, did you hear about that guy who got hansened?
Person 2: You mean Connor Murphy?
Person 1: Yeah dude, I heard that he got hansened pretty badly!

by TheTiniestSlushie November 15, 2017

Chris Hansened

Getting ambushed or caught doing something untoward. Based on Chris Hansen , the star of To Catch A Predator who catches pedophiles as they try to find underaged trim.

My wife Chris Hansened me while I was masturbating , she was so mad she threw out my porn.

by Renato P April 4, 2008

Hansoned

(pronounced: HAN-soned) adj.
1. To be drunk or wasted at Hanson's Shoe Repair in Orlando, Florida, often brought on by the bar's infamous Hanson-daiquiri (made of Plantation 3-star rum, smith & cross, lime, and simple syrup).

2. To have been too busy to eat or drink before going to Hanson's Shoe Repair and becoming intoxicated from one daiquiri served there.

"You look like shit. Where did you go last night?"
"I got hansoned."

by dddddfo February 28, 2022

hanseled

When an individual makes a statement and a nearby person remarks "cool story Hansel" sarcastically, the person making the first statement has been hanseled.

One who is hanseled normally has feelings of unimportance or social awkwardness.

Denise: Oh my gosh, i have to write an entire paper by Monday and I have to buy some makeup!

Thomas: Cool story hansel.

Cindy: Hahahaha you just got hanseled Denise!

by sweetfingers May 4, 2010

Hanseled

The act of cunnilingus

MAN: "Tonight you are going to be Hanseled."
WOMAN: "Oooohhh I can't wait."

by general koala August 10, 2013