hanloned

To be extremely intoxicated from a coworker encouraging you to drink increasing amounts of alcohol. See drunk, wasted, trashed.

I had to take a sick day because John got me hanloned last night.

by codeallday February 20, 2015

pat-hannoned

The act of multiple people dumping their dirty soil semen on your mail order bride while you finger fuck yourself in the ass and snort cocaine off a one legged farmer......

The board was gonna come over and get pat-hannoned but the magic mustache rider wanted all the semen to themselves

by Fuxbridge December 22, 2017

Hansoned

(pronounced: HAN-soned) adj.
1. To be drunk or wasted at Hanson's Shoe Repair in Orlando, Florida, often brought on by the bar's infamous Hanson-daiquiri (made of Plantation 3-star rum, smith & cross, lime, and simple syrup).

2. To have been too busy to eat or drink before going to Hanson's Shoe Repair and becoming intoxicated from one daiquiri served there.

"You look like shit. Where did you go last night?"
"I got hansoned."

by ooooofd February 28, 2022