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Griffeon

one who is stinky, usally fat and thinks he knows everything
look at griffeon he smells so bad
by happygoldberg October 17, 2008
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Mythical Griffon

The Mythical Griffon refers to the sexual act where a male pulls out of the female right before ejaculation (typically in the missionary, cowgirl, and other related positions where the participants are facing each other) and cums into one's hand and simply, openhandedly, slaps the female across the face, or bitch slaps her, unexpectedly thus splattering the semen all over the female's face hopefully to get it in the eyes, mouth, ears, nose and hair.

Can also be accomplished using the "Cymbal" effect: a two handed Mythical Griffon via Doggie Style by clapping one's hands on the face of the female unexpectedly after having came in both hands and rubbed together as if playing the Cymbals. Sometimes referred to as the Cymballic Mythical Griffon.
"She had taken Excedrin and wine together by accident and I was boning her blacked-out ass in standing missionary and then I pulled out and fucking Mythical Griffoned the shit out of her!"
by beefcurts May 19, 2010
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Stewie Griffon

spelt G-R-I-F-F-I-N....nt griffon...duuuh

youngest member of the Griffin family, with the one goal - world domination and killing his mother lois - most of the time they don't work.

(sorry the nxt bit is so long, i lke stewie and know a few quotes!!!)
"Ok, ok. I've got it, I've got it. If you cooked any more slowly, you wouldn't need an egg timer. You'd need an egg calendar. Oh, that's right. I went there."

"I was under the impression the name of the show was "Kids Say the Darndest Things," not "Old Black Comedians Never Shut the Hell Up.""

Olivia: You are the weakest link, goodbye. ------
Stewie: Oh gosh that's funny! That's really funny! Do you write your own material? Do you? Because that is so fresh. You are the weakest link goodbye. You know, I've, I've never heard anyone make that joke before. Hmm. You're the first. I've never heard anyone reference, reference that outside the program before. Because that's what she says on the show right? Isn't it? You are the weakest link goodbye. And, and yet you've taken that and used it out of context to insult me in this everyday situation. God what a clever, smart girl you must be, to come up with a joke like that all by yourself. That's so fresh too. Any, any Titanic jokes you want to throw at me too as long as we're hitting these phenomena at the height of their popularity. God you're so funny!
by Ali August 21, 2004
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Hollie Le Griffon

Beautiful girl with a big bum
Hollie is crazy smart and so funny. You know she will bash anyone who talks smack about you so if you find yourself a Hollie Le Griffon then don't let her go! She is an awesome kisser and great in bed ;)
Wow Hollie Le Griffon you were amazing!
by flaffil February 24, 2022
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meg griffen complex

a person who lacks personality, unique beauty, or style. A lemming who has no place to actually fit but attempts to fit everywhere.
She has that meg griffen complex, thats why no one talks to her
by grungewtch September 16, 2008
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Stewie Griffon

Just want to let you know it's spelled Griffin, not Griffon.
Hi, I like to spell things wrong, like Stewie Griffon.
by Griffin May 11, 2004
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griffens dick

A giant dick that will surprise anybody who ever sees it and will force them to get plastic surgery to be able to compete.
Lauren"Yesterday i was sleeping with griffen and saw griffens dick and now im going to get a penis with plastic surgery."
by the gking October 23, 2011
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