The coolest, sexiest, most
amazing guy you’ll ever meet. He has
amazing hair and
beautiful lips. He can play the saxophone and he is an incredible artist. He’s the kind of guy you see and immediately get a stiffy. You’ll find your eyes are drawn to a Griffen as he is irresistible to look at. His
smile is so cute it’ll make a new born puppy commit suicide. If you have a Griffen in your life, you’ll
dream about him at least once a week. You’ll do anything for him, from licking his toes to bending over so he can fuck your ass. When a Griffen leaves, you’ll be completely devastated. You’ll feel empty. Nothing else will matter. When Griffen leaves, god is dead. You’ll wish that you had talked to him more. You’ll wish you had just one more moment alone with him. Griffen is the reason
society hasn’t fallen into shambles. What’s even worse than when a Griffen leaves you is when you are forced to leave a Griffen. When you leave a Griffen, you won’t want to die, you will have already died. When you leave a Griffen, mercy will be begging for your soul.
Oh God… there’s Griffen… I think I just came a little.
Person one: I can’t stop thinking about my
dream last night
Person two: What’d you
dream about?
Person one: I dreamed Griffen tied me to his bed and fucked my brains out
Person two: Oh God… Griffen? I wish I could
dream about him