fergo

fergo, v.

To fist a pig, and eat if for breakfast. And enjoy it.

fergo-ing, g, The act or instance of fergoing.

He really likes to fergo.

I nearly threw up when I saw him fergoing.

by Griffin July 23, 2004

wages

A butchering of the original word "wages" (way'-jez). Often made by Latin students who believe all g's shouldn't not be pronounced like j's.

"The wages are incredible... I mean wages... With a soft g..."

by Griffin March 01, 2005

unnecessary u

Used to described the letter "u" found in a word that can otherwise be spelled without it. Quite often found in English spellings.

honour = honor
favourite = favorite
colour = color

by Griffin March 01, 2005

Agnostic

n. One who neither acknowledges nor refutes the existence of God

The Agnostic didn't worry about the afterlife, only that which he was living

by Griffin January 17, 2004

Welsch

Big and gay, normally describing one's penis.

I love the big, dangly, welsch cock.

by Griffin March 17, 2005

-0

A nonexistant number but really funny to see on public thermometers.

"It is apparently -0 degrees out..."

by Griffin March 01, 2005

lemon wedge

A game of quick thinking and adjective/noun pairs (or humorous inside jokes).

Gameplay: Two or more opponents square off by listing ridiculously random things that usually follow a 2 syllable - 1 syllable pattern (e.g. lem-mon wedge) Exceptions may be made to this pattern. No pair may be used twice. If the game is played via paper, the obligatory elipsis (...) must be used. Ninja moves may be executed during physical play.

Winning: To win, your opponent(s) must run out of ideas or repeat a pair that has already been said. To win you must say, "Lemon wedge, I win!" Or something to that extent. (e.g. "Lemon wedge, I pwn!" or "Lemon wedge, you got vanquished!")

1) Lemon... wedge...
2) Shovel... head...
3) Fifty... six...
4) Jingle... sandwich...
5) Et... cetera...

by Griffin March 01, 2005