Gilligan's Island

n. A location that, although existing within the continental United States is sufficiently remote as to have no available Cell Phone or Internet service whatsoever.

Don't bother emailing me the changes tomorrow. We'll be camping in the Adirondacks so I'll be on "Gilligan's Island" until Sunday afternoon.

Gilligan's Island by tagz July 12, 2010

Gilligan's Island Effect 

The effect that puts someone on the list of people you would have sex with that wouldn't otherwise be there by imagining that you and the group of people you are with are trapped on a desert island .

Well, the people here are all ugly, but that guy over there is benefitting from the Gilligan's Island Effect.

Gilligan's Island Effect by PapiLoco October 22, 2007

gilligan's island

where 7 castaways live never being rescued because gilligan always is fucking things up. I would take little innocent Mary Ann and kill everyone else

Dude, you're such a Gilligan

gilligan's island by Dave October 27, 2003

Gilligan's Island show 

A formulaic, boiler-plate television show where the same basic plot or premise occurs each episode but in a different way, (i.e. The crew of the Minnow come up with a plan to get off the uncharted, desert isle, but Gilligan screws it all up.). Notorious examples are how-to shows where some contractor or contracting group comes to a house, shows a plan, does the work, and then, “Oh… my… God,” shows the owner the result. Other examples are Eureka, American Chopper, Curb Appeal, and Save My Bath.

You know, that reminds me of that one American Chopper?

Which one?

The one where they decide to create a really cool, one-off motorcycle, but they make sure not to give themselves enough time before they plan on showing it, so the dad and son keep getting into arguments, Vince does all the work, but somehow they manage to get the chopper finished in time for the show. And Mikey is just weird.

Oh, well that narrows it down a lot. That is a real Gilligan's Island show.

Gilligan's Island show by Alfetta159 September 13, 2010

Gilligan's Island

When taking a shit, there is too much crap, thats fills up from the bottom and then makes an Island.

I took such a big crap, it made a Gilligan's Island.

Gilligan's Island by Chris L March 22, 2004

Gilligan's Island

When sitting in a bathtub, you pull a fly's wings off, and let the wingless fly crawl around on the tip of your penis, which is protruding out of the water.

"I was so bored that I did a Gilligan's Island in the bathtub.

Gilligan's Island by Tinklemint July 30, 2004

Gilligan's Isle 

"Gilligan's Isle" was the gayest TV show ever. Skipper and Gilligan were lovers. Skipper was the butch and Gilligan was the bitch. Why else would Gilligan be Skipper's "little buddy?"

The Professor was gay, too! Marianne and Ginger were looking for love and the Professor was the only "eligible" man on the island. Mr. Howell was married (and kind of creepy anyway, and Skipper and Gilligan were butt buddies. If Professor was straight, he would have made himself the "meat" in a "Marian and Ginger Love Sandwich!"

"Hey, Little Buddy! I'm feeling kinda lonely. How 'bout bending over to pick up my soap!"

"Oh, Skipper!"

Gilligan's Isle by Silky Smooth November 5, 2003