gilligan 

A person that lacks any skill or knowledge in regards to boating.

These gilligans ran aground the other day and I had to tow them off the sandbar.

gilligan by Gtrain April 15, 2007

gilligan 

1)to spend time with beautiful women coming on to you with no possible consequences (it was the sixties), and yet avoid getting laid for seven years. I mean, WTF?

I'm pretty sure Herman Munster or Eddie Haskell wouldn't have pulled a Gilligan if they had their druthers.

gilligan by Pantaloon January 28, 2008

gilligan 

v. to sabotage

n. saboteur

n. monkey wrench

n. conspiracy of one

ex. We are not getting off this island because there is a gilligan on it.

ex. The boat motor died because it had been gilliganed.

ex. Everything was working accordingly until Mary Anne threw a gilligan into the situation.

gilligan by theropingeffect January 6, 2010

gilligan 

a stupid, often clumbsy and dimwitted individual. makes random noises such as MARGH! but are not as dumb as they seem

Gilligan farted in assembly again, then laughed when people said he shat himself

gilligan by dude November 3, 2003

gilligan 

A person that is part of the television show, "Gilligan's Island". The whole story line has to do with them going on a trip on a boat, and then a storm come and they get casted away, and they land on a desserted island that isnt on any map. They had like 100 chances to get out of the island but one person always messes the plan up, guess who? Gilligan. I don't get why they dont just kill him he's the one that gets them stuck on the island and messes up their plan to get off it.

Gilligan is annoying.

gilligan by monkeymofo April 20, 2004

Gilligan 

A person of only some or no importance to a plot or situation, it's origins sprout from the Naruto Abridged Series, in which a little boy is referred to as Gilligan, and claims that is not his name and is ignored.

Person A: Come along Gilligan.
'Gilligan': That's not my name!
A: It is now.
'Gilligan': But I already have a name!
A: Come along Gilligan.

Gilligan by A guy named Anonymous October 4, 2009

Gilligan 

A friendly and charismatic person. They enjoy going out and socialising with other people but are equally content staying indoors with a few close friends. Gilligans often struggle with self confidence issues deep down and often get addicted to a substance to help. This could be as little as a coffee addiction or as extreme as alcoholism or drug abuse. Gilligans are truely supportive friends and if you know a Gilligan in your life you sure are lucky! Just don’t forget to remind them that it’s okay to express how they feel.

“That’s my friend Gilligan over there”
“Wow he must be a lotta fun to be with”

Gilligan by Definition duderdude July 21, 2018