Pigpen Cloud

The nose hair singing stench that follows the person that made it.

Jezus man! ... you walked out of that bathroom and brought your pigpen cloud with you!

by PapiLoco July 28, 2010

Gilligan's Island Effect

The effect that puts someone on the list of people you would have sex with that wouldn't otherwise be there by imagining that you and the group of people you are with are trapped on a desert island .

Well, the people here are all ugly, but that guy over there is benefitting from the Gilligan's Island Effect.

by PapiLoco October 06, 2007

Club Mattress

The bed you lay in instead of going to the gym.

I'm supposed to get a work-out in, but I'm lounging in club mattress instead.

by PapiLoco June 02, 2010

spinning plates

doing many things at once, dating many people at once, being a whore, friendly; like in the variety shows of the 70s where the performer puts a plate on a tall thin stick mounted to the stage and spins it ... puts another plate on another stick and spins it ... doing more and more to see how many he can keep spinning without falling

Dude1: "Hey man, you just dating that one chick?"
Dude2: "Nah, I've got several hoes on the line, i'm spinning plates man!"

by PapiLoco July 28, 2010