poop it forward

Cleaning up other dog's messes in addition to your own dog's production while walking your dog.

For what ever reason, there's always stray dog crap on the route I take my dogs, so I just poop it forward.

by Alfetta159 August 14, 2010

comment rollover

The phenomenon where the same comments start being posted by different commenters regarding an article or Facebook item because new posters haven't bothered to read all of the other posts or did not "view all comment."

Tim: That's the third person who has posted that they now have that song in their head regarding that link about Vanilla Ice on my Facebook wall.

Dan: They must not be clicking the "view all comments" link so now you're getting comment rollover.

by Alfetta159 December 11, 2009

San Jose intersection

A city street intersection where cars stack up on a red light, while a green light persists in the other direction in spite of the fact that there are no cars travelling through the intersection in that direction.

Sure, I'm stopped at a San Jose intersection, so I've got plenty of time.

by Alfetta159 October 21, 2010

Mexican gardeners

Three or more landscape technicians who ride in a company pick-up truck at or below the legal speed limit in the fast lane and or usually in the carpool lane on the freeway completely oblivious to the fact that they are holding up traffic or that the carpool lane is not even in effect during that time of day.

Hi, I'm running a little late. I'm on 80, but I'm stuck behind some Mexican gardeners, and I can't even see around their pick-up. Hell, I can't even see thru their windshield. There are three of them packed in together all wearing hats. I guess they don't know that it's not a carpool lanes at lunch. Later.

by Alfetta159 January 21, 2010

Facebook rollover

When people start making the same comment which has already been made regarding a Facebook item because they didn't bother to "View all" the item's contents and therefore negleted to see that their comment is redundant.

Tim: Why do people keep commenting that they now have that "song stuck in their head" regarding that link I posted about Vanilla Ice?

Dan: No one bothered to hit the "View all comments" link so now you're getting Facebook rollover.

by Alfetta159 December 11, 2009

Kindling

Reading a Kindle, or other electronic reading device.

So what did you think about... I'm sorry. I didn't see you were Kindling.

by Alfetta159 August 04, 2011

Mexican breakfast cereal

When there aren't any whole tortilla chips left and just a bit of salsa left in the bowl, one dumps the remaining chip fragments into the salsa bowl, stirs it up and eats the rest with a spoon.

Pass me the chips..." "There aren't many left. It looks like Mexican breakfast cereal time.

by Alfetta159 October 30, 2010