49 definitions by Silky Smooth
by Silky Smooth April 28, 2004
by Silky Smooth December 12, 2003
/noun/ a middle-class, white teenage kid who tries to rebel by growing his hair in dreadlocks, listening to Bob Marley's music, and complaining about being "put down by Whitey;" in reality, he just likes to smoke lots of marijuana
Yeah, man! The Man likes to put us down by makin' us get jobs and pay taxes and shit. We gotta stick it to the Man, man! Hey, man! Puff-puff-pass!
by Silky Smooth January 16, 2004
"Gilligan's Isle" was the gayest TV show ever. Skipper and Gilligan were lovers. Skipper was the butch and Gilligan was the bitch. Why else would Gilligan be Skipper's "little buddy?"
The Professor was gay, too! Marianne and Ginger were looking for love and the Professor was the only "eligible" man on the island. Mr. Howell was married (and kind of creepy anyway, and Skipper and Gilligan were butt buddies. If Professor was straight, he would have made himself the "meat" in a "Marian and Ginger Love Sandwich!"
The Professor was gay, too! Marianne and Ginger were looking for love and the Professor was the only "eligible" man on the island. Mr. Howell was married (and kind of creepy anyway, and Skipper and Gilligan were butt buddies. If Professor was straight, he would have made himself the "meat" in a "Marian and Ginger Love Sandwich!"
"Hey, Little Buddy! I'm feeling kinda lonely. How 'bout bending over to pick up my soap!"
"Oh, Skipper!"
"Oh, Skipper!"
by Silky Smooth November 5, 2003
A "pimpmobile" is a modified Cadillac from the late-70's or early-80's. It usually has a hyrdraulic system to make it bounce. All "pimpmobiles" have expensive sound systems. "Pimpmobiles" are painted loud colors, like gold, green (the color of money), or purple (the color of a king's robe).
by Silky Smooth November 18, 2003
/noun/ slang term for the medicated ointment used in treating hemorrhoids; called so because it is applied to the anal orifice
by Silky Smooth November 14, 2003
phenomenon in which one's consumption of alcohol makes physically unattractive persons appear beautiful; summed up by the phrase, "there are no ugly women at closing time"
When I took her to bed, she looked like Halle Berry. When I woke up, she looked like Keith Richards!
by Silky Smooth November 20, 2003