Gagdoid 

A person you buy from dark web for the sole purpose of making them gag on your dick or your ass. Gagdoid can be a living human being or a humongous reptile.

Steve: "I bought used gagdoid from the Gags'n'Fags today"
Bob: "Wowzers I want one too Steve"
Charlie: "Oh heck Steve is so cool he has a gagdoid, I want to suck his dick now"

Gagdoid by Yeeter Meatbeater October 27, 2018

gadoidle

Yet another word for the male penis. Can be substituted for:
Pennis
Shlong
Tallywacker
Dick
Cock
Pennis the Menace
The Ramburglar
The Giving Tree
Wrinklebeast
Acorn Andy
Johnny Come Early
Third Arm of Justice
The Zipper Ripper
Everybody Loves the Nubbin
Lance Wyoming
Gertrude Frankenstein
Twinkie
The Exxon Valdenis
Tony the Hustler
The Littlest Traffic Cop
Abdullah (the Tent Maker)
Donald Pump
Admiral James T. Cock
President Johnson
Kaptain Kielbasa
Old Drizzly
Federal Love Project
Chief of Staff
Pope John Pole III
Thor's Hammer
King Leer
Schtuppopolis
The Molten Mushroom
The Powerprawn
Scepter of Sordidness
Horseman of the Ahumpalypse
Regurgitator of Rejuvenation
E.T.'s Stinkfinger
Niagara Balls
Meat Maelstrom
Trembling Torpedo
King Ohyeah
Buster McThunderstick
Madeleine Albright
The Viscount of Veins
The New York Post
Winnie the Cock
The Sixth Beatle
The True Cross
The Fleshy Winnebago
The Squinty Blowpop
The Slim Reaper
Jack Kerouwacker
The Naughtiest Cardinal
Master's Pincushion

Ouch, i just got my gadoidle caught in the tiger's mouth

Guy 1 - what'd you do with chrissy last night?
Guy 2 - Let's just say my gadoidle had one hell of a night

gadoidle by C Troiano March 15, 2006

Cup n' Gandoid 

Something that beyond bad and just plain sucks.

This damn practice is so cup n' gandoid i just want to get out and leave.

Cup n' Gandoid by Cup-Shot December 16, 2004

gadoid 

a member of the cod family, a stinking female

woah that bitch be hummin mah nizza, shes a gadoid fuck fiend

gadoid by teh fish0r July 17, 2003

gadoid 

Cod-like

My cousin has fat cheeks. Man, he is gadoid filth

gadoid by l337 haXX0r July 18, 2003

gagoid 

Cocaine, Booger Sugar, Nose beers.

Man I feel like shit today, buh. Should have never got into those Gagoids last night.

gagoid by Creighton Manning July 9, 2021

gadoid 

of, resembling or pertaining to the cod

Jim said this statue gadoid's

gadoid by NewCom October 11, 2021