1. During oral sex Jackie licked Ed's balls.
2. He didn't have the balls to jump off a three-story platform into the water.
3. He may look sexy, but Dereck doesn't have balls.
4. The boy said to his grandmother: "Balls!" And she passed out.

Billybob: My truck has got some major balls!
Bubba: How many?
Billybob: Well, (325 hp+450ftlbs)/22.8= 34 balls!

Dude, are you gonna make that jump with your bike
i'll try
you gotta have the balls to do that

My balls itch.

Guy 1:Wanna hear a joke?
Guy 2:Sure..
Guy 1:Why didn't the clown juggle at the circus today?
Guy 2:I don't know
Guy 1:Because he didn't have the "balls" to do it.
Guy 2:Mom you can't make jokes..
Guy 1 (mom):I made you.
Guy 2:Fuck you
Guy 1(mom):I will

Teacher: "Alright kids, time for a pop quiz."
Billy: "BALLS!!!"

"Sarah's a terrible cook, her meatloaf tasted like balls"

Teacher: Now students, I want your balls on me.
*students continue talking*
Teacher: No talking! Put your balls on my face right now!


Tom: ah, its so bright outside
Paul: yeah, the sun is right in my balls!


Gage: My eyelid's are gone!
Paul: that means your balls will be showing all the time!