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1. A man's testicles where sperm is produced.
2. Courage or bravery.
3. Manliness.
4. Something yelled to shock people.
1. During oral sex Jackie licked Ed's balls.
2. He didn't have the balls to jump off a three-story platform into the water.
3. He may look sexy, but Dereck doesn't have balls.
4. The boy said to his grandmother: "Balls!" And she passed out.
by Anonymous June 29, 2003
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A redneck measurement of power. The equation is (Bhp + ft-lbs torque)/22.8.
Billybob: My truck has got some major balls!
Bubba: How many?
Billybob: Well, (325 hp+450ftlbs)/22.8= 34 balls!
by Ganjaninja1031 July 04, 2016
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Why the fuck are you searching up balls idiot!Balls are something you don't have.
Guy 1:Wanna hear a joke?
Guy 2:Sure..
Guy 1:Why didn't the clown juggle at the circus today?
Guy 2:I don't know
Guy 1:Because he didn't have the "balls" to do it.
Guy 2:Mom you can't make jokes..
Guy 1 (mom):I made you.
Guy 2:Fuck you
Guy 1(mom):I will
by Bitzboy May 16, 2017
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Can be used in place of Fuck, shit,crap or damnit to express anger, disappointment, disgust, etc.
Teacher: "Alright kids, time for a pop quiz."
Billy: "BALLS!!!"

"Sarah's a terrible cook, her meatloaf tasted like balls"
by J Rock March 23, 2005
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the correct abbreviation for "eyeballs" as opposed to the common mistake of using "eyes"
Teacher: Now students, I want your balls on me.
*students continue talking*
Teacher: No talking! Put your balls on my face right now!


Tom: ah, its so bright outside
Paul: yeah, the sun is right in my balls!


Gage: My eyelid's are gone!
Paul: that means your balls will be showing all the time!
by darksideofthepaul July 10, 2008
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