Urban Dictionary: Balls

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1. A man's testicles where sperm is produced.
2. Courage or bravery.
3. Manliness.
4. Something yelled to shock people.

1. During oral sex Jackie licked Ed's balls.
2. He didn't have the balls to jump off a three-story platform into the water.
3. He may look sexy, but Dereck doesn't have balls.
4. The boy said to his grandmother: "Balls!" And she passed out.

by Anonymous June 29, 2003

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A redneck measurement of power. The equation is (Bhp + ft-lbs torque)/22.8.

Billybob: My truck has got some major balls!
Bubba: How many?
Billybob: Well, (325 hp+450ftlbs)/22.8= 34 balls!

by Ganjaninja1031 July 04, 2016

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bravery

Dude, are you gonna make that jump with your bike
i'll try
you gotta have the balls to do that

#courage #bravery #non-sexual #daring #darevdevil

by funnyman21224 July 30, 2010

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a testicle

My balls itch.

by mkic0n January 20, 2003

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Can be used in place of Fuck, shit,crap or damnit to express anger, disappointment, disgust, etc.

Teacher: "Alright kids, time for a pop quiz."
Billy: "BALLS!!!"

"Sarah's a terrible cook, her meatloaf tasted like balls"

by J Rock March 23, 2005

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the correct abbreviation for "eyeballs" as opposed to the common mistake of using "eyes"

Teacher: Now students, I want your balls on me.
*students continue talking*
Teacher: No talking! Put your balls on my face right now!

Tom: ah, its so bright outside
Paul: yeah, the sun is right in my balls!

Gage: My eyelid's are gone!
Paul: that means your balls will be showing all the time!

#balls #eyes #eyeballs #correct #abbreviation

by darksideofthepaul July 10, 2008