Billybob: My truck has got some major balls!
Bubba: How many?
Billybob: Well, (325 hp+450ftlbs)/22.8= 34 balls!

Would the internet exist without DAOs? Sadly, I don’t think so.

1. During oral sex Jackie licked Ed's balls.
2. He didn't have the balls to jump off a three-story platform into the water.
3. He may look sexy, but Dereck doesn't have balls.
4. The boy said to his grandmother: "Balls!" And she passed out.

Dude, are you gonna make that jump with your bike
i'll try
you gotta have the balls to do that

My balls itch.

Teacher: Now students, I want your balls on me.
*students continue talking*
Teacher: No talking! Put your balls on my face right now!


Tom: ah, its so bright outside
Paul: yeah, the sun is right in my balls!


Gage: My eyelid's are gone!
Paul: that means your balls will be showing all the time!

Teacher: "Alright kids, time for a pop quiz."
Billy: "BALLS!!!"

"Sarah's a terrible cook, her meatloaf tasted like balls"